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So last week, The Sun published a story about Robert Pattinson playing Kurt Cobain that was obviously totally made up.  This week, Courtney Love weighed in on those rumors no one believed, despite her being irrelevant in every way.  Crap, this is off to a really bad start, can I start over?

“Isn’t that so stupid, who would cast him? That’s just wrong, no offence (to Pattinson),” Love said. “I watched the ‘Twilight’ stuff very, very recently and I get it, it resonates with the teenaged girl in me, I understand epic love of that nature; I write about it all the time.  But isn’t that silly?”

If you were unaware of Love’s work on this topic, it’s probably because no one has yet been able to make it through a full sentence of her rambling, incoherent, unspellchecked drivel.

But in an interview with The Canadian Press, Love said she can imagine Canadian actor Ryan Gosling in the role of her late husband. She said she could also see Scottish actor James McAvoy playing the part of Cobain.  Love says she will likely never see the film – which is still in its embryonic production stages – because it would be too difficult to sit through. [Source]

Yeah, that would probably be weird, I can’t imagine trying to watch a film about a guy I secretly had killed.  Bong! *hits gong, racks shotgun*

Anyway, I wouldn’t mind seeing Baby Goose play Kurt Cobain.  I bet they could get him to do it, too, as long as they agreed to let him put in a couple of his own original tunes.  Spoiler alert: They all end in “best friends forever.”