Peggy was a girlfriend of Captain America during World War II. She was also an American agent serving with the French Resistance. She has standard military training and is handy with a gun. She is also a competent spy and detective. [/Film]
French resistance, handy with a gun — sounds like someone auditioning for Sandra Bullock’s sex tape, amirite?? *bangs gong, hip thrusts* Oh man. That’s gonna be the new “hunting with Dick Cheney” or “texting Tiger Woods,” I just know it. Anyway, The Captain America movie is being directed by Joe Johnston and stars Chris Evans, which is about as sure a guarantor of mediocrity as there ever was, so it’s nice they’re throwing in a busty lady with a propensity for getting naked to look at. It’s the same reason I always bring my porn along when I have to babysit. Well, one of the reasons, anyway.