Peggy was a girlfriend of Captain America during World War II. She was also an American agent serving with the French Resistance. She has standard military training and is handy with a gun. She is also a competent spy and detective. [/Film]
French resistance, handy with a gun — sounds like someone auditioning for Sandra Bullock’s sex tape, amirite?? *bangs gong, hip thrusts* Oh man. That’s gonna be the new “hunting with Dick Cheney” or “texting Tiger Woods,” I just know it. Anyway, The Captain America movie is being directed by Joe Johnston and stars Chris Evans, which is about as sure a guarantor of mediocrity as there ever was, so it’s nice they’re throwing in a busty lady with a propensity for getting naked to look at. It’s the same reason I always bring my porn along when I have to babysit. Well, one of the reasons, anyway.
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Thank you, Great Titain. The final auditions will be held on a trampoline.
All right, a sexy post!
*goes back to the dolphin fucker thread*
Hayley Atwell looks like Clarie Danes with a giant rack.
There is a god.
Oooh, she’s “competent”
GIRL POWER! GIRL POWER!
I hope the breast girl tits the role.
Wasn’t ‘The Duchess’ the one with Keira Knightley in it? No wonder they hired her, they needed to average out the breast sizes.
P.S. I love British titish chicks.
I’m pretty sure “The Duchess” was about a female who farts under the covers.
If neither of them gets the role, it’s certainly not because they lack tation, I mean talent! It’s not because they lack talent.
Silly Pauly, women don’t fart…
All right, a sexy post!
*goes back to the butter sculpting thread*
DON’T JUDGE ME!!!
Being an actress with huge cans must be a sweet gig.
I bet they make a titty fuck… I mean a pretty buck!
How do you explain Brazilian Fart Porn, tric May?
For her to be considered for this part, Alice Eve must give good oral.
You know, she must speak her lines well.
Captain America wants to stick Florida between those things.
Big-titty British actresses are to American actresses as Wetbacks are to American workers.
DAY TURK UR JAHB!
She was also an American agent serving with the French Resistance.
Her kitchen goes all the way to France?
“was a girlfriend…” “was also an American agent…” “has standard military training…” “is also a competent spy…”
GOD DAM IT. Pick a tense! My nut shall only be busted with active verbs in the present tense.
Alice Eve will appear as a prostitute in A Sale of Two Titties. Coming soon: me.
noMo, that’s getting nommed
A2MASAP.