
Producer Adrian Askarieh has a few projects currently in development, including an adaptation of the game Kane and Lynch with Bruce Willis and Jamie Foxx, 
I would describe it as “Kill Bill” meets “Raiders of the Lost Ark” with the “team” element of “Mission: Impossible.” I would say to the uninitiated that the book is a smart, hip, fun and beautifully drawn love letter to the best action/adventure movies of the last 30 years. It is the story of a lost girl who, through this incredibly kick-ass adventure, finds her destiny, comes of age and helps save the world. It is truly an iconic property which for a while (before “Watchmen” and “300″ were turned into movies) was the best known non-Marvel/DC comic book out there.
Man, this guy’s really fluent in Hollywood producer shorthand. If you’ll remember, here’s what he had to say about his Da Vinci project last month:
Producer Adrian Askarieh re-imagines Da Vinci as a member of a secret society who falls headlong into a supernatural adventure that pits the man against Biblical demons in a story involving secret codes, lost civilizations, hidden fortresses and fallen angels. Think “National Treasure” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark” by way of “Clash of the Titans.
I wonder if he ever screws up his pitch, like your friend who tries to retell your joke but blurts the punchline during the setup. “Yes, well you see it’s like a popular recent movie that made lots of money, by way of a respected classic meets something you also enjoy, extend hand to collect money. Oh crap, I wasn’t supposed to read that last part.”



Think “National Treasure” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark” by way of “Clash of the Titans is how I describe my love making to the ladies. They usually don’t respond after I say that but it could just be the Chloroform talking.
When I’m on a first date I tell girls that I’m “gonorrhea meets chlamydia in an epic battle along the lines of Craigslist hookers.”
If you look at Adrian’s picture long enough, you’ll see 2 silhouettes staring at each other.
Also screwing up pitches? Jair Jurrjens. Shit, man.
I’m not really interested in girls after they come of age, I don’t care how dangerous they are.
Sure to be a real sensory experience, akin to an over sized hand by way of rubber glove. Not sterilized like in a medical procedure though. Enjoy.
Adrian Askarieh describes himself as “M. Night Shamylan meets Tony Shaloub by way of that cab driver who was banging Britney Spears.”
That banner pic is just like my sexy “Take Me On” dream.
MiZ, give JJ a chance, it’s still early.
Danger Girl? More like danger, girl…..
GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!
I’m familiar with Harry Potter and Percy Jackson but this Da Vinci, I dun’no, he sounds a little ethnic.
My dick is like a Manny Shamalan movie: The length is never appropriate, and the twist at the end usually disappoints.
The amount of blow this guy must have done to be able to convince people that “Danger Girl” was at once on par with Watchmen is astounding, and probably worth the GDP of Nicaragua.
That chick on the right should stop lighting her farts.
Rob Schneider returns as The Hot Chick in this thrilling sequel, “Danger Girl.” This time, durpity durp durp in the Columbian jungle *monkey fart* durp to durpy do. The drug lord insists that he must perform oral *waah waah* if he doesn’t durpta durpito dee. rated R for strong durpity doo doo