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Our first annual FilmDrunk Oscars Drinking Contest and Live Tweef is over, and I’d say it was a relative success, seeing as how I got plowed by myself, began angrily engaging other film bloggers via Twitter, consumed two frozen pot pies, and when I took a dump this morning, it smelled like a hobo had somehow snuck in and pooped in my toilet and convinced me to raise it as my own like one of those birds. This is all your fault, George Clooney.
Anyway, you can see the full list of winners after the jump. None of the major categories were much of a surprise, and my unsurprising predictions were pretty much all on target except for The Hurt Locker beating Inglorious Basterds for original screenplay. As much as I like The Hurt Locker, I thought it was more of a triumph of directing than screenplay, considering it was pretty straightforward. But then, what the hell do I know, I’m just a guy who gets drunk by himself and takes really smelly poops.
BEST PICTURE
AVATAR
THE HURT LOCKER
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
PRECIOUS
UP IN THE AIR
UP
AN EDUCATION
A SERIOUS MAN
DISTRICT 9
THE BLIND SIDE
BEST ACTOR
Jeff Bridges – CRAZY HEART
George Clooney – UP IN THE AIR
Colin Firth – A SINGLE MAN
Morgan Freeman – INVICTUS
Jeremy Renner – THE HURT LOCKER
BEST ACTRESS
Meryl Streep – JULIE & JULIA
Carey Mulligan – AN EDUCATION
Gabourey Sidibe – PRECIOUS
Sandra Bullock – THE BLIND SIDE
Helen Mirren – THE LAST STATION
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christoph Waltz – INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
Woody Harrelson – THE MESSENGER
Christopher Plummer – THE LAST STATION
Stanley Tucci – THE LOVELY BONES
Matt Damon – INVICTUS
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Vera Farmiga – UP IN THE AIR
Anna Kendrick – UP IN THE AIR
Mo’nique – PRECIOUS
Penelope Cruz – NINE
Maggie Gyllenhaal – CRAZY HEART
BEST ANIMATED FILM
UP
CORALINE
THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
THE SECRET OF KELLS
THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX
BEST DIRECTOR
Kathryn Bigelow – THE HURT LOCKER
James Cameron – AVATAR
Quentin Tarantino – INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
Jason Reitman – UP IN THE AIR
Lee Daniels – PRECIOUS
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Nick Hornby – AN EDUCATION
Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell – DISTRICT 9
Jesse Armstrong and Armando Iannucci – IN THE LOOP
Geoffrey Fletcher – PRECIOUS
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner – UP IN THE AIR
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Quentin Tarantino – INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
Mark Boal – THE HURT LOCKER
Pete Docter and Bob Peterson – UP
Oren Moverman and Alessandro Camon – THE MESSENGER
Joel and Ethan Coen – A SERIOUS MAN
BEST ART DIRECTION
AVATAR
THE IMAGINARIUM OF DR. PARNASSUS
SHERLOCK HOLMES
THE YOUNG VICTORIA
NINE
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
THE HURT LOCKER
HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
THE WHITE RIBBON
AVATAR
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
BEST COSTUME DESIGN
THE YOUNG VICTORIA
THE IMAGINARIUM OF DR. PARNASSSUS
BRIGHT STAR
NINE
COCO BEFORE CHANEL
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
FOOD, INC.
THE COVE
BURMA VJ
THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN AMERICA
WHICH WAY HOME
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT
“China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province”
“Music by Prudence”
“Rabbit a la Berlin”
“The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner”
“The Last Truck: The Closing of a GM Plant”
BEST EDITING
AVATAR
THE HURT LOCKER
DISTRICT 9
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
PRECIOUS
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
A PROPHET
THE WHITE RIBBON
AJAMI
EL SECRETO DE SUS OJOS
THE MILK OF SORROW
BEST MAKEUP
STAR TREK
THE YOUNG VICTORIA
IL DIVO
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
AVATAR
FANTASTIC MR. FOX
THE HURT LOCKER
SHERLOCK HOLMES
UP
BEST ORIGINAL SONG
“Almost There” – THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
“Down in New Orleans” – THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
“Loin de Panama” – PARIS 36
“Take It All” – NINE
“The Weary Kind” – CRAZY HEART
BEST ANIMATED SHORT
“French Roast
“Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty”
“The Lady and the Reaper”
“Logorama”
“A Matter of Loaf or Death
BEST LIVE-ACTION SHORT
“The Door”
“Instead of Abracadabra”
“Kavi”
“Miracle Fish”
“The New Tenants”
BEST SOUND EDITING
AVATAR
THE HURT LOCKER
STAR TREK
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
UP
BEST SOUND MIXING
AVATAR
THE HURT LOCKER
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
STAR TREK
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
AVATAR
DISTRICT 9
STAR TREK
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QAPLAH! Lince always delivers on the schadenfreude!
For a second, before i realized the winners were in bold, i though avatar won best picture, and i remember getting really excited for the hurt locker last night. This really worried me, because if I had been drunk enough to invent that memory, I didn’t want to think of what else I had “forgotten”.
My ass hurts too.
Fuck! And I still haven’t seen HL. Any word on it re-running in theaters or DVD release?
Yeah, but what FilmDrunkards really want to know is how many wine coolers did you actually finish off last night?
Brendon’s live Oscars blog Over There was a pretty funny read this morning.
Rachel McAdams’ sex-hair won my heart.
Erswi, it’s out already.
I’m so happy about The Hurt Locker winning and Avatar losing that I’m willing to forgive the whole Sandra Bullock thing.
I’m also getting ready to fight anyone who says that Bigelow won because she’s a woman. Because you know that’s coming.
Really? Fuck me. I gotta do something bout these damned kids. . .
Anybody wanna buy
twoone?But, honestly, the best part of the night was Ryan Reynolds in a tuxedo. Rawr.
“Is that shit head doing the robot?” – Hans Zimmer
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I was hoping Bullock’s Oscar would get stolen by an eagle.
The real winner was Bam Bam Bigelow.
Patty: Bigelow didn’t just get the win for being a woman, she is a HOT woman (even for an old chick)…
:-P
I heard that Kathryn Bigelow is Deuce Bigelow’s sister! For reals, Yo.
Oh, and what was up with the documentary winner getting Kanye’d by that crazy lady?
thank you boots, the reverse kanye was by far the best part of the night
there was a nasty legal battle over the movie hence that dude literally sprinting to the stage…and his 87 year old mom used her cane to block the stage from sarah goldfarb…allegedly
I just really appreciated them honoring classic horror films like Bride of Chucky and Marathon Man in a really well put together and not at all confusing montage.
I’m excited about Katherine’s next film, “The Laundry Room”.
I’ll let that pass, because Kathryn Bigelow is indeed hot.
A “Deuce Bigelow” is when Kathryn shits a bowtie on my chest.
Who the fuck is John Hughes? MLIT
James Cameron was pretty pissed about losing, but then he found a Coke in his mailbox.
The only thing that pissed me off about Hurt Locker was that when they were all drunk and playfully punching each other and DIDN’t fuck. What a jip.
I´m just happy that Argentina won for best foreing language. And I´m really happy that a friend worked in the visual effects on Avatar, so he partly won an oscar.
some please explain:
‘REER?’
REER is a cat screech. I thought of putting *CAT HISSS* but it didn’t have the same sound effect. You know, because Avatar is cat people. Basically I wanted you to imagine cats screeching the beginning of that Who song.
did anyone notice Cameron’s current wife? talk about a downgrade, bitch looked like skeletor
I was so happy to flip past this just long enough to see the bad guy from Hackers win an Oscar for a documentary about dolphins. Hoo-fucking-ray, Hollywood.
Sean Penn was very well behaved last night – he didn’t head butt and/or nut shot any of the cameramen filming him while presenting an award.