Gary Busey was allowed to attend The Night of 100 Stars Gala in Beverly Hills the other night after the Oscars. Why? Because he’s an Oscar-nominee, Butthorn! Of course, that was back in 1978 when he played Buddy Holly, before he lost a headbutt contest to that curb and developed a taste for coyote meat, but still. Anyway, this is a solid interview. The interviewer asks Gary what he’s up to, and Gary keeps it a secret. He could tell you what he’s working on, but then he’d have to eat your coyote. Then he appears to do a Keanu Reeves impression. Oh Gary, don’t ever change.
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Gary Busey thought the Night of 100 Stars gala was a party for people who still haven’t mastered ‘Super Mario 64′.
Give them a click or two, wouldja?
OK, Joanie head on over and bring Linda Hamilton with you.
Gary Busey thinks it’s great that they’re finally giving an award to the grouch from Sesame Street that influenced so many of his values and beliefs.
Gary Busey had a three way with a Korean guy and a dakimakura!
Bruns-Linda Hamilton? What do you base this on? Is there evidence?
Gary Busey is about 20 degrees away from being able to spin his head all the way around.
Gary Busey has to mix up the grape kool aid in his head for his synapses to fire but sometimes they get wet with the purple drink so he has to slosh it to the other side and wait till he gets home to move his grey matter with a popsicle stick. Shhhh
Gary Busey has a spider tree at home and a banana monkey.
Did he snap at the reporter? He has finally become one with the coyote, that shaman was right.
Gary Busey refuses to use concrete because it’s too negative, he only uses procrete.
Gary Busey belongs at the Night of 1,000,000 Stars because he once counted that many on a mescaline trip in the middle of the Mojave Desert.
Gary Busey carries a gavel around, just in case.
Something about having Gary Busey and Oscars in the same sentence gives me an acute case of explosive diarrhea.
Gary Busey has been getting a lot of good acting roles recently under the name Jane Lynch.
Gary Busey shakes his head around like that to shoo away the cartoon bluebirds that have been circling it since December 1988.
“You got stuff outta me I didn’t know how to give.”
Gary is talking about that turd he laid on the carpet just then.
Gary Busey pickets fences.
Gary Busey stole his Butthorn patent from Nikola Tesla.
Not for nothing but did you butthorns know FD is cited in Gary Busey’s Wikipedia entry?
Gary Busey invented Wikipedia to distract you while he rummages through your pantry.
One of Gary’s projects include building model bottles inside of tiny ships.
Fuck! I was just on Wiki!
I hope he didn’t steal my dog’s Milkbones . . .
again.
Oscar Red Carpet:
Gary Busey told his gardener to mow the carpet in his house to bring “renewed life” to it, but unfortunately Oscar ran over Gary’s toes. Mr. Busey said it was fine because now the roots of his home are one with Gary forever
You’ll have to slow down, Gary Busey only speaks classical coyote.
Gary Busey wears his watch up-side down for Australian time.
Gary Busey sweats a natural fabric softener. He is also the reason there are no unicorns, the only place they could mate is on his magic teeth and he was tired of getting no sleep.
Gary Busey does work for the FBI.
Fuckin’
Bat-shit
Insane
I just checked my pantry and all that was left was hastily scrawled diatribe against Cracklin’ Oat Bran.
Looks like Gary Busey has been possessed by the spirit of clown shoes Jack Douglas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFAptsWdlgA&feature=related
When he said he was up to 195lbs. he was talking about all the meat he hunted for in Oregon Trail.
Gary Busey thinks, therefore you are.
Gary Busey believes that the Spirit World runs parallel with the lines on college ruled paper.
Gary Busey thinks that a mouth fart is how you say goodbye.
Monkey up!
For serious:
Every time I see a Gary Busey clip I can’t help but wonder how he gets through life – like the daily chores, buying car insurance, paying his property taxes. Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to try to sell him a car or something? I imagine him throwing a chair across the showroom when he learns the car is not equipped with anti-lock cup holders.
When Gary Busey tells you to “mind your Ps & Qs” he’s talking about your “Perineum Queefs”.
I ran into Busey in a coffee house near Malibu one summer. I shit you not, you can smell the crazy on him. He made me feel REALLY uncomfortable like I wanted to run away.
McDunnough, if I was selling cars and he walked in, I would do anything I could to get him to sign the paper, I’d pay the difference if it would get him the hell out of my place of business. It’s probably a good tactic actually.
I could sell Gary Busey a Popcorn machine and convince him it’s a 2010 Toyota Prius.
Gary Busey keeps Animal Control on speed dial just in case Animal the muppet shows up to challenge Gary’s dominance again.