Big-Lebowski-morality-continuum-alignment chart

According the the post, this is called The Big Lebowski Alignment Chart.  I didn’t make it and don’t really have anything to do with it other than that I saw it on the internets and thought it was too good not to share.  But I ask, is that not what the internet is all about?  Share and share alike?  So check it out.  Enjoy.  Just take a load off, relax, and unhook your bra while I ease out of this sweaty gorilla suit.  There, that’s better.  *attaches ball gag*

Oh, Tara Reid, how your prices have gone down.  On a serious note, Tara Reid was in Playboy a few months ago, but she didn’t show her vagina.  Not to bash on a girl’s looks because that’s not really my thing, but correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t Tara Reid’s vagina the only part of her that didn’t get horribly botched by a plastic surgeon?  If I were her, it seems like something I’d want to accentuate.  And what’s up with Playboy paying C-list celebrities all kinds of money and letting them keep their glory hole covered?  You guys are prude enablers.  Worse than holocaust deniers.

[via TheDailyWhat]