According the the post, this is called The Big Lebowski Alignment Chart. I didn’t make it and don’t really have anything to do with it other than that I saw it on the internets and thought it was too good not to share. But I ask, is that not what the internet is all about? Share and share alike? So check it out. Enjoy. Just take a load off, relax, and unhook your bra while I ease out of this sweaty gorilla suit. There, that’s better. *attaches ball gag*
Oh, Tara Reid, how your prices have gone down. On a serious note, Tara Reid was in Playboy a few months ago, but she didn’t show her vagina. Not to bash on a girl’s looks because that’s not really my thing, but correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t Tara Reid’s vagina the only part of her that didn’t get horribly botched by a plastic surgeon? If I were her, it seems like something I’d want to accentuate. And what’s up with Playboy paying C-list celebrities all kinds of money and letting them keep their glory hole covered? You guys are prude enablers. Worse than holocaust deniers.