Those pussies at Pajiba made this video compilation of the 160 best Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes, and we should beat their nerd asses for not sending it to us sooner along with their lunch money, because it’s awesome. It’s a nostalgic stroll down memory lane, and by that I mean all the Schwarzenegger movies I sat around watching that I call a childhood. As Ufford put it when he sent me this:
Seriously, this is awesome.
I miss badass action heroes with huge muscles
and i don’t care how gay that sounds
*flexes bicep, sheds single tear*
*sniff* So true.


Awww… those old ladies are all dead now.
Pajiba did something awesome? Ha, ha! Good one, Vance. This is an early April Fools joke, right?
NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!
No Arnold, those ladies don’t know the way to the weight room. Go check it out.
*shoves this video into a locker*
If your into metal and Arnold, Google this band:
Austrian Death Machine
Its funny because its brutal.
And yet repetitive head injuries leave me with only Ze goggles, zey do notting. Huh, maybe it’s Maria Shriver honeymoon related.
Fuck yes! Austrian Death Machine is in my Ipod. I recommend GET TO DA CHOPPA!
He played the greatest “American hero with Austrian accent” ever!
Pajiba gets wedgies from Jay Baruchel.
Arnold is so badass that when he flexes, it reverses menopause.
the last one: it sounded like he said ‘cunt-tract.’
tee hee
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