Here’s Kathryn Bigelow collecting her Oscar for Best Director. My favorite part was Barbra Streisand inserting herself in the moment as if she’d actually done something. Imagine if when Peter Jackson had collected his Best Picture for Lord of Rings, Brett Ratner had been onstage to say “This is a victory for fat guys with beards everywhere!” No it’s not, bitch, you didn’t do anything. Sit your ass back down.
After the jump, Jeff Bridges’ speech after winning Best Actor. If you had “groovy” in your office’s words-Jeff-Bridges-will-use-upon-winning-Best-Actor pool, you’re a winner.
(And just because, here’s Olivia Munn and Eva Amurri eating chocolate-covered strawberries (via). Mmm, that’s nice ladies, I got some chocolate-covered strawberries I’d like to feed you. …Wait, did I just make a scheisse euphemism? I don’t even know anymore).
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Don’t worry about it Vince, even if you did, you’re still probably the most normal person on this site.
Has it ever been positively confirmed that Eva Amurri’s breasts play harp music when they’re unleashed?
Vince, get on that now!
The only reason I would want Barbara Streisand to interrupt Kathryn Bigelow is to ask if she could jump into bed with us.
Fuck, did I really just brag about a threesome with two 60-year olds?
Way to grab that spotlight, Babs. And to think the producers were more worried about Gabourey Sidibe’s entourage stealing things.
Barbra Streisand can’t help but to stick her nose into everything….on account of the jewyness.
In her defense, Barbra Streisand DID drink a Coke in the last ten years, so, in a way, DIDN’T she win Best Director for ‘The Hurt Locker’?
the jewyness is always my biggest problem with kosher beef jerky
My favorite part was Barbra Streisand inserting herself in the moment as if she’d actually done something.
Even that crazy, ginger, interrupting lady thought Babs could have toned it down a bit.
No joke, I nearly did a spit take during the running-down-the-street-while-eating-from-a-stolen-bucket-of-fried-chicken scene in the Precious montage
The last time Babs so desperately tried to shoe-horn herself into something was earlier that evening, before giving up and settling on a sensible blazer.
I am so wicked!
Every year that Barbara Streisand ages, Gerald Posner gets a year younger.
Barbara Streisand’s speech made less sense than when those wiggers did the robot to the music from ‘Up’.
Barbra Streisand is and has always been an easy target and I agree that it shouldn’t have been about her, but when did we stop acknowledging the people who came before us? When Yentl came out, Steven Spielberg said that Streisand deserved to win the directing Oscar and she wasn’t even nominated. She was snubbed again for The Prince of Tides, which was nominated for 7 Oscars, but not director. When people make history right, it’s usually because many people in the past have been wronged. To say they “didn’t do anything” is as ridiculous as Vince is handsome.
2 girls, 1 Oscar.
I still don’t think this is anywhere near as stupid as Mo’nique’s comments about politics and Hattie McDaniel after Denzel, Halle and Jamie Foxx already thanked her previously.
I love how Kathryn Bigelow just towers over everybody.
I saw Ryan Seacrest interviewing her on the red carpet, and he was pretty much holding the mic over his head to reach her. It was delightful.
Anyone else get haunted Sarah Jessica Parker in theri dreams last night?
Did anyone else notice that the song played after Bigelow became the first woman to win the best director award was an instrumental version of — wait for it — I am Woman, Hear me Roar. I promise you I am not making this up.
Also, I have it on good authority that if Lee Daniels won, they had the instrumental version of the theme song to the Jefferson’s on cue.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like one of those shrunken voodoo heads
They should’ve played the Eagles when Jeff Bridges won.
nice spot Gonzo, I did not notice the I am Woman Hear me roar.
And if Lee Daniels had won – I’d go Sanford and Son over the Jefferson’s. Bwana Bwana! Bwana Bwana Bwana Bwaaaaaa!
The Dude: Jesus, man, can you change the station?
Cab Driver: Fuck you man! You don’t like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!
The Dude: I’ve had a…
Cab Driver: I pull over and kick your ass out, man!
The Dude: – had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man
Test post. Just ignore me. :)