Seth Meyers tells the story of the “boner ghost” from the MacGruber set at SXSW. The most entertaining part is his spot-on Will Forte impression. Between this and Tina Fey’s Tracy Morgan from this morning, I’m starting to think SNL should just be an hour of the cast making fun of each other. “Hurrrr, look at me, I’m Kenan Thompson!” *puts on fat suit, farts* |via Videogum|
At the Movies canceled. I guess this is sad. I dunno, throughout all the different hosts, I always liked reading the the print reviews more than the show. Especially Ben Lyons, because he wrote his on one of those dials that you spin around and sometimes it makes a cow sound. Lyons called the cancellation, “Hearbreaking, homey.” |InsideMovies|
Tom Cruise to play a rodeo champ. Cruise is set to take the lead in Paper Wings, in which he’d play a rodeo champ opposite Reese Witherspoon, an “up-and-coming country singer.” Scientists are calling it the most believable casting since the time he played a samurai. |LATimes|
Mandate pictures moving forward with Diablo Cody movie. Cody calls Young Adult a “serious and f*cked up” story about “a thirtysomething, divorced, young-adult fiction writer in Minneapolis who returns to her hometown to chase the ex-boyfriend, who’s now married with a kid, that got away.” Then she asked if I liked Thai food and queefed in my face. |THR|
And from DailyWhat, this Drunk History isn’t new, but it is awesome.



Seth Myers is worse than my dad. While my dad may have killed my mom, Myers killed comedy. And that’s like, almost 2.5 times worse
Now, how is Ben Lyons going to but all those sneakers?
Is everything center justified to everyone else as well? Weird.
At the movies was still on?
It’s centered for me too. I’m going to do my own drunk history on the Iraq war. Actually, I always do a that anytime I get drunk. No wonder no one hangs out with me anymore…
THE JEWS KILLED ELECTRIC JESUS BUT THEY COULDN’T KEEP HIM GROUNDED!!
I just want to know what rabbit hole I’ve been dropped into by Dailymotion. Illuminati Project Part 68 ?
I think Vinky is just trying to be politically neutral swi.
People named Cody are assholes.
I love the fuck out of Drunk History.
Boner Ghost haunts Stanley Park.
My Drunk History is basicaly my history of drunkeness from the age of 13.
Wrong move At the Movies people, they should have tossed Ebert back onto the set, him and his robot voice, tongue waging around, drool flying, green screen his ass and have films of different roller coasters and mosh pits in the background, klemzer music rocking the soundtrack, sucking down Ensure and Newcastle shakes, every now and then just going chimpanzee style violent on some guess host… fucking metal.
I think I had an encounter with the same boner ghost. I think the boner ghost possessed my uncle’s body and made him drink a bottle of whiskey and come into my room and lay on me.
Boner Ghost ruins all my sheets.
Boner Ghost has a hard time functioning when he’s full of boos.
Could Ebert swing shotgun sledgehamers that fire 12 gauge rounds anytime they impact on something, Crappy?
Everything is centered, unlike my life.
Boner Ghost is a poletergeist.
Fucks to the yeah. Everything is better with gunplay.
Boner?! Don’t hardly know h… [Anton Chigurh walks up behind Crappy and puts captive bolt gun to head, light go out]
If you are being bothered by a Boner Ghost, your local priest will be more than happy to help you get rid of it.
My Ghost of Boners Past has more than a few regretes.
I want a Boner Ghost: Coast to Gross show made now.
Or is that passed?
Boner Ghost’s ecpoplasm tastes like salty beer.
If you want a long lasting Boner Ghost, take a little boo pill.
Boner Ghost’s best friend is Semen Demon.
That’s uncalled for Jack…
To exorcize Boner Ghost just show it a picture of Sarrah Jessica Parker in a summer dress.
To frighten, Boner Ghost says “SsspooOOOoooOOOoooge” all creepy like.
Tom dropped out of the project when he learned that in a real rodeo you can’t buttfuck all the animals.
Boner Ghost will slime you, and your pillow, and your hair when you sleep, and Stifler’s beer.
Boner Ghost will make you very confused during a sleep over.
You have to play with Boner Ghost’s ouija board if you want him to come.
Boner Ghost, because the original Ghost was kinda weak sause.
Boner Ghost only has one hole in his sheet
Ben Lyons has plenty of time to work on that underground hip-hop review show he’s always dreamed of making for the Disney channel.
Noticed that nobody is shocked that Will Forte attempted to rape Seth Meyer.