Sandra Bullock showed up to the Razzie Awards in Hollywood Saturday night. They gave her a trophy, and in return she gave them All About Steve DVDs. What a bitch.
“I think this is an extraordinary award. I didn’t realize that this is the only award in Hollywood where if you say you’ll show up, you get it…
Something tells me you all didn’t watch the film. Because I wouldn’t be here if you’d all actually watched the film and understood what we were doing here.”
Her intent aside, she just busted them on the two things that have always bugged me about the Razzies. Well done, Sandy. Anyway, then she said she was giving everyone DVDs and…
“I will show up next year, IF, you promise to watch the movie, and really consider if it was, really and truly, the worst performance. If you’re willing to do this, I will come back next year and give back the Razzie.
“I also heard over the wire that Brad Cooper and myself won best couple. Again, if you had seen the film, it’s pretty much a film about a woman stalking a man. That doesn’t really set up the premise of a loving couple. So to give us the worst couple award, is kind of a ‘Duh.’”
Two things: That it doesn’t really set up the premise of a loving couple is kind of why everyone thought the movie was so crappy, wasn’t it? I mean, it was kind of weird being asked to laugh at an autistic woman who chokes on her seatbelt when she tries to attack Brad Cooper, no? Secondly, as far as people confusing stalking for a loving relationship… have you heard of Twilight?
Post script: This is neither here nor there, but I think my favorite YouTube Comment was from “angloempire” who writes, “get in the kitchen you slut.” Ah, YouTube.

[video via BestWeekEver]



Why the hell did they not give her the Razzie for Blind Side? Fucking amateurs.
Sandra Bollocks got the Razzie for All About Deeznutz.
I didn’t realize that this is the only award in Hollywood where if you say you’ll show up, you get it…
Poor bitch has never heard of MTV.
The eagle was going to snatch that wagon but, upon seeing the contents, decided to fly directly into some power lines.
Stay tuned for next year’s sequel, “White Woman’s Burden”
They should really hand out lifetime achievement Razzies if they don’t already.
“I’ve met Madonna. I’ve worked with Madonna. I’ve schtupped Madonna. And you, Ms. Bullock, are no Madonna.” -Guy Richie
White Woman’s Burden sounds like an awesome Food Network show that needs to be made.
YouTube commenters want to die and wake up in a world where everyone is a racist dullard
That being said, my dick ROFLcoptered at the simple addition of “you slut” to an otherwise simplistic woman joke
SB: You guys can’t have watched the film or you wouldn’t have given me this award, you didn’t understand what we were doing.
Razzies: It said right on the package, “This is a shit sandwich.”
SB: Welll…
M. Knight Shamalamadingdong called, he wants his indignant, “You don’t understand what I was trying to say with that shitty project. Asses!” back.
They neglected to tell her that the “Worst Couple” award was a career retrospective.
Sly Stallone. Denis Leary. Bill Pullman. Harry Connick Jr. Keanu – twice. Poor Brad Cooper is just the icing on the turd-cake.
Crapbasket says:
Razzies: It said right on the package, “This is a shit sandwich.”
David St. Hubbins: Shit san–you can’t print that? Where did they print that?
Sandra get’s +1 for standing up to her Razzie prize.
Personally, I think she sucks…but then again, how would I know?