Sam Worthington was the subject of a recent profile in Details magazine. The reporter asked James Cameron about him, and he apparently thought they were shooting a reality TV show.
“He’s the opposite of narcissistic,” says James Cameron. “He doesn’t play the Hollywood game, He’s not there to make friends.”
That’s right, girl, he’s there to poop on Flava Flav’s stairs and get the Bachelor to touch down on his landing strip. God I hate myself for knowing that. Additional Note: capitalizing “He” as if Sam Worthington is the biblical creator was Details’ doing, not mine. Clash of the Titans tie-in, perhaps?
“It’s hard to find an actor who works for women and for men,” Cameron says.
“I’m not a great fan of people who say they put a sheet up in the backyard when they were 7 and entertained all the neighbors.” Says Sam Worthington. “When I was 7, I thought I was a f*cking fire truck.”
When he was 7? Hell, I was 27 and still hosing the neighbor’s fence. And not because it was on fire, I just wanted to prove I could write my name. But the quote speaks to why Sam Worthington gets all the action movie parts even when he can barely do an American accent: he’s not nor has he ever been a fruity hair farmer like all of our Disney Channel sh-tbags. I don’t know what the Fox News guys have been raving about lately, but it’s the Disney Channel and hair helmets that will be the death of America. Mark my words.
I swear, you’d think every show on that channel was a Beatles musical with an all-twink cast.
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I’m gonna fuck that little Bieber girl if it’s the last thing I do.
And I pray that Mitchell Musso is capitalizing on pussy as much as possible right now because that kid is roughly a year away from his dick taking a permanent vacation.
Burnsy, I’d totally nom that first comment but I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to win.
Thanks to those bottom set of pics closeted gay evangelicals
who frequent Filmdrunkacross America are probably contemplating suicide right nowI swear I didn’t see this before I brought up Worthington and his wonky accent in the last post.
I’m not a Sam Worthington fan but he could drink a Cosmo out of a guy’s ass with a pink dildo crazy straw and still be manlier than all three Jonas Brothers combined.
Side note: how great of an album title is “Pink Dildo Crazy Straw”?
I’d say that Jason Earles might be Jeremy Renner’s son, but we know that ain’t possible.
This burns to admit…but last night my husband was watching 17 Again (who knows a good lawyer?) and I walked in and thought, ‘hmmm that Efron is actually quite handsome, perhaps he could use a good rodgering, I do say!”
But yeah, Worthington is more of a top, and I like that/am lazy.
Its saying something when the most manly dude to come out of Disney is Justin Timberlake.
Side note: The most manly dude to come IN Disney was his butler Klaus.
Pass me that softball, do you guys wanna go back to my place and listen to some Indigo Girls and light my Wiccan candle?
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Something tells me that a foursome with the Jonas Brothers would involve all three of them on the bottom at the same time
GBHAIDS, I think they’remore of a set of bottom pictures than a bottom set of pictures…
Jason earles is the twin brother of this motherfucker http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1739782/
A beard is not only what Vanessa Hudgens theoretically is for Zac Efron. Its also what she has to wear in order for Zac to want to fuck her.
All those kids are a game-closet-diddling away from manhood
OYM NOT ERE T’MAKE FREENDS. BUT THIS KOALA IS.
JUST LOOK AT ‘IM.
I’m here to make fun of pre-pubescent homos I’m not here to make friends… unless you guys want to make fun of some fairies too?
*pulls up in pickup truck, honks la cucaracha horn*
I’m not here to make friends….I’m here for the gang-bang.
crocodiles love a good sausage, so if there are a bunch of little aussies running around with their wieners hangin out perhaps we’re not the only country producing castrated young stars
Pauly, those young gentleman don’t need your perverted mind thinking of them in such a manner.
What I wouldn’t give to see Ted Nugent come flying down from the rafters to get the drop on the one in the hat, then hold him down while giving him a crew cut.
Bleh