RIP COREY HAIM
03.10.10
Corey Haim was found dead this morning of an apparent accidental drug overdose at the age of 38. It had been a rough few years decade for the guy I’ll always remember as Sam from Lost Boys.
In 2008, the Israeli-Canadian bought the full-page in Variety you see at left, hoping to get more acting work. This was following his profile in probably the most depressing episode of E! True Hollywood Story I’ve ever seen in 2001. Most episodes end with the subject making a comeback, Haim’s ended with him being on so many pain killers you could barely understand him, living in a tiny apartment in Hollywood where he stared out the window and played songs on his Casio keyboard. Seven years later, the Variety ad sort of paid off, with Haim getting roles in The Coreys “reality” show, Crank High Voltage, and nine in-development credits on IMDB at the time of his death, though they were mostly B-movies.
Haim’s death marks certainly the saddest appearance of Greasy Sax Man on this site ever. Stay tuned for updates. So far all we know is that it was a drug overdose. But, and I don’t want to jump to conclusions here, police seemed especially careful not to rule out the possibility of Danny Masterson.


Lindsay Lohan is suing his estate for stealing her baby suing thunder.
Feldman’s going to be inconsolable. There’s no way he’s going to be good with the public. Better put him back in the grill today.
Make room on that big casting couch in the sky, Brad Renfro.
Wait, does this mean Feldman will stop dressing like MJ and start dressing like an aging junkie?
Hopefully people will remember his classic performances like in Licence To Drive. Maybe they could get Brett Ratner to remake it…
Corey Feldman to host “America’s Next Best Corey” starting in April on Bravo
They are going to keep making the TV show The Two Coreys. But it will be heavily influenced by A Weekend At Bernies.
I still can’t believe he outlived Jason Robards.
I dreamed a little dream — and it came true!
police seemed especially careful not to rule out the possibility of Danny Masterson.
Wait, you mean it might be Danny Masterson who died? The Lord works in mysterious ways
Another member of the former child actor scourge. I feel safer.
. . . the saddest appearance of Greasy Sax Man on this site ever.
F that! Greasy Sax Man makes ANYTHING a reason to party. Not that I need a reason.
Great, now Krasinski’s definitely got the part.
Haim just missed the Oscars memorial montage, guy can’t do anything right
The only person who can understand what Corey Haim is saying in that E! interview is Gary Busey
I hope Greasy Sax man plays at the funeral. I think an appropriate song choice would be “Another One Bites the Dust”
Who’s next? Are we taking bets?
Sadly, in all seriousness it’s probably Dennis Hopper right?
They’ll play Roy Orbison’s “In Dreams” at his funeral
His tombstone will read:
“Fuck I can’t remember his name. Go to IMDB.com and search for Lost Boys.”
Canadian Jews are too good-natured to charge you interest.
I can’t believe we couldn’t even get a eulogy from Statham, that cunt.
Asking the guy from “Crank” to eulogize Corey Haim would be a bit of a faux pas, no?
Wait, that was the joke, wasn’t it. I’m an idiot.
After the autopsy I wonder how much “Feldman” they’ll find in his system
I’m confused. According to Haim’s geocities fansite, he’s doing just fine. Better than fine, actually.
Just for today, Greasy Sax Man as asked to be referred to as Sad Trombone Man.
At least he’ll finally be reunited with Jason Patric.
When asked for comment, Corey Feldman said, “Hey buddy. Got a quarter?”
Wait, Corey Haim was actually in Crank: High Voltage? Jesus, I’m out of the loop. Sorry, Burnsy.
Fucking blackberry…
When asked for comment, Kiefer Sutherland replied “Who?” and tackled a potted plant.
Well, at least the unemployment rate went down.
Oddly enough Haim’s career was found dead this very day, 20 years ago. Spooky.
I hope he left money in his will to Variety to run a retraction.
Fuck Mike.
At least he died doing what he loved.
The Corey Haim Found Dead link was sponsored by “Crohn’s Disease Symptoms”, “Get Athena Pheromones” and “Hot Stock Alert”. A fitting tribute.
The good news is that the three paintings i recently bought off him should now be worth hundreds.
It only took him 20 years but finally finished the job. Apparently no one told him that snorting Ajax and picking cigarette butts out of ash trays does NOT ward off vampires.
C’mon, show some respect for the dead and slow down that greasy sax man. He should have mournful heartfelt hip wiggles.
I heard Corey Haim died and got excited, because now I know Edward and Jacob will be safe. MLIT.
I wonder how much his teeth and hair are going for now?
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ive been sitting here for far to long trying to make the funniest joke about a dead guy and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
True story,
Some friends and I were at a bar in Toronto called Shakey’s one night in early 2000, and we saw this crazy guy in a black leather trenchcoat frantically pacing back and forth on Bloor Street in front of the place. We didn’t know it was Corey Haim until he walked in, came up to our group and asked if any of us knew ‘Joe’. We all said no, and then he asked if any of us had any coke. Once again, we all replied no, and Haim shook his head and stormed out of the place. My friend Jason then says “I can’t believe how fat he got”. He will be missed.
I imagine his entrance into heaven is like the ending in License to Drive. Except, instead of Heather Graham, Andrew Koenig picks him up.
“No thanks Dad, I already have a Boner.”
Get out of my dreams/Get into my car…
“I am so dead they’re going to have to bury me twice.”
MLILTD