REBOOT ALERT: POLICE ACADEMY
03.05.10A lot people say Hollywood is out of ideas. To that Hollywood says, “Hey, remember Police Academy? Pass me that cocaine.”
Paul Maslansky is developing a new iteration of the lowbrow comedy series at New Line Cinema; no writer or director are attached yet.
“Police Academy,” which spawned seven films between 1984 and 1994, saw a city throw open the doors of its police force to any recruit, much to the chagrin of its serious officers. The misfits band together and, of course, save the city. The series ended with the 1994′s “Mission to Moscow.”
“It’s going to be very worthwhile to the people who remember it and to those who saw it on TV,” Maslansky said. “It’s going to be a new class. We hope to discover new talent and season it with great comedians. It’ll be anything but another movie with a numeral next to it. And we’ll most probably retain the wonderful musical theme.” [THR]
Hmm. So this will be the eighth Police Academy movie, but it will be “anything but” another movie with a numeral next to it. That’s a very vague description. So it won’t have a numeral… and it may not even be a movie. Why, it might be a hooker with a heart of gold, or a baboon wearing a diaper. Which is to say, Steve Guttenberg.




I hope they get Roger Ebert to replace Michael Winslow. He can make all sorts of cool sounds with his mouth. Like the Windows Startup Sound, for instance.
I think a timely idea would be Police Academy: Hijinks in Haiti.
Gilbert Arenas can be the new Tackleberry. He’s not doing anything lately.
Do the producers have a character picked out for Jonah Hill or will they just worry about it as they fill in the rest of the cast?
I’d rather have Reno 911! back.
Diora Baird > Leslie Easterbrook.
Slight tweak: Gabourey Sidibe as Widetower.
*didn’t even have to Google*
Bonus points?
Matt McCoy even said his schedule is pretty full and would have to get back to them.
I’ve seen every police academy movie. Bonus points?
Reached for comment (after multiple phone attempts), Bobcat Goldthwait said “AAARRAARRAHAHAHHA I TOLD YOU I RETURNED THAT DVD THREE WEEKS AGO SSHNERRRRRTAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!” and hung up.
i sold some tickets on Craigslist once and the buyer was none other that Lt. Harris
so i’m guessing he’s free to show up whenever filming starts
Pay attention, aspiring young stars! Join the new Police Academy film and you can follow in the footsteps of such show business greats as Steve Guttenberg, Bobcat Goldthwait, Punky Brewster’s dad, and that guy who played Tackleberry!
Ed “too tall” Jones as Hightower or GTFO
F’k Police Acadamy. F’k em in the ass with a giant rubber dildo.
But, If Hollyweird tries to remake Airplane, I’m personally driving to LA to take them out myself.