The other day brought a short teaser, but now (courtesy of IGN) we have the full trailer for Nimrod Antal’s Predators movie. As for the plot, we learn through expository dialogue that the characters are on a Predator-infested island to become some Dirty Dozen-style team of outlaws.

WHITE DUDE: I was supposed to be executed two days ago.
BRITISH GUY: And I was in combat.
AFRICAN DUDE: So was I.
LATIN CHICK WITH BRITISH ACCENT: Black Ops.
JAPANESE GUY: Yakuza.

Danny Trejo and Laurence Fishburne are there too, but don’t say why.  They must’ve cut that part out.  But I bet it went something like this:

FISHBURNE: I was… in The Matrix.
TREJO:  I was lowrideen, ése. I swear, even ask my cóusin.  Ju can’ prove notheen, puto. *chugs mezcal straight from the bottle, fires pistols up in the air*  Now eet’s a party, vatos!  Ayayayayayayay!

Because that’s how Mexicans are.

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