PETE HAMMOND HAS LOST WEIGHT
03.10.10Either Spazzy McSpazzerson here is Sandra Bullock’s new number one fan, or Pete Hammond is looking remarkably svelte lately. So this guy was just watching the Academy Awards, pacing nervously in his “I heart Sandra Bullock” t-shirt, as any normal person would be. Then they announce Sandra Bullock as the winner and professor soul patch here goes nuts. Look, he’s probably just really into football movies. I kind of hope he’s kidding, but then, I don’t know what the point of that would’ve been. Then, after his finished dusting the floor with his clothes, he turns to the camera and says:
“I’m so happy she won, that would’ve been really awkward.”
Yeah, dude. Good thing we avoided that.
Yer changin’ that boy’s laaahfe….
[-via Tosh.0]
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This was a Tosh.0 vid? I smell web redemption.
If I wasn’t already an insurgent I am now
*concentrates really hard to grow real beard*
I call fake.
“I hope he’s kidding.”
Shit, I wish he was kidding. Watching a baby goat tear it’s way out of his ass would.have.been.awesome!
LEAVE SANDRA BULLOCK ALONE!
pertect that last shred of dignity laahk yer new white mama ?
Anybody recognize the camera model that Fatty Arbuckle is carrying at the beginning? Left of frame?
That shit is Vintage!
This is faker than all of my ex-girlfriends’ orgasms combined.
Both of ‘em, Jack?
Now he can concentrate on writing Miss Congeniality 3: Fisted and Fagulous!.
Fuck you, Donk. I’ve had three girlfriends.
Only two of them even bothered faking orgasms, though.
The third one lived in, uh… Canada.
The national animal of Canada is the beaver
Canadian girlfriends fake ourgasms.
Listen, I’ve beaten off to ‘Demolition Man’ my fair share too and most of them were even when Sandra Bullock was on screen, but no man should be that excited for her.
You didn’t care one way or the other, so why should I bother faking it?
I miss you, LaLaLAGB!
Canadian girls build the lower body musculature required to swim across Lake Ontario (before finally becoming Air Canada stewardesses). Their orgasms are none of our business.
I’ve never even seen a woman try to fake an orgasm. It’s probably because of my comically small penis. Or maybe this ether-soaked rag.
[pour out some diet Pepsi for LaLaAGB]
The good ones, get a life and stop commenting so soon…
Canadian chicks: Yukon live with em, Yukon live without em.
Happy birfday, Crappy. Go check your FB.
An eagle stole his masculinity.
You want to see Canadian Beaver?
*points to nickel*
THERE’S your beaver.
You can have your Beaverback.
heh heh
To celebrate he went to BoyzTown and got his salad tossed by a black guy. You know, because he had to get crazy.
Erswi: It’s a Diana F+ CMYK my man. http://www.lomography.com
I’ll tell you what isn’t fake: that boy’s unchained heterosexual magnetism