OVERBOARD REMADE WITH BIGGER ASS
03.19.10
I defy you to suggest a remake of Overboard starring Jennifer Lopez is a good idea anywhere outside a Hollywood pitch room and not get punched in the d*ck and stuffed in a trash can. Go for it. I’ll wait.
Jennifer Lopez is in talks to star in the remake of the romantic comedy “Overboard,” which Overbrook is producing for Columbia.
The 1987 movie, which starred Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn and was directed by Garry Marshall, centered on a snooty, spoiled woman who falls off her yacht and is taken to the hospital by a local, morally challenged carpenter. When she wakes up with amnesia, he convinces her she is his wife, thereby getting a free housekeeper for his four boys. [THR]
*sniffs air, licks finger, tests breeze* Housekeeper… Puerto Rican actress… nah, forget it.
My sources tell me the studio plans a graduated release for the film, beginning in the parts of the country where Jennifer Lopez is most popular, such as 2001.
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A defy?
“I found you floating in the water. You’re my wife…and you love anal, and giving me blow jobs while I play Modern Warfare 2.”
I’d like to see her with a slit throat and someone pulling candy out her neck. I’ve always wanted a Lopez dispenser.
I hope they update the script to embody family values, because a film about a guy who fishes his Hispanic housekeeper out of the ocean is absolutely begging to be made in Florida.
the only way i will see this movie is if there is a promotional tie in with taco bell
The 1987 movie, centered on a snooty, spoiled woman
That’s funny because Lopez’s life is centered on a snooty, spoiled woman.
I made my own personal remake of Overboard last week. The only difference was that in my version I threw that asian hooker over the side because she overcharged me for the sneaky HJ she gave me under the table at the Enchantment Under the Sea dinner. $50 my ass, bitch.
yes! is it happening finally? latino remakes of great white movies?they should remake this with Michelle Rodriguez and Danny Trejo
ahh… so it is like Maid in Manhattan except she has Ralph Fiennes… and i would still bang Fiennes over her
Too bad her parents didn’t fall overboard.
Damnit, I’ve got kyPe dick on my foot again. Esmerelda, come clean this off.
She’s just Jenny from the yacht.
This is bullshit, she can’t drown, because her ass is a certified flotation device.
I think this would be a better use for Jen’s ass.
http://www.sportsmansparadiseonline.com/Live_Owl_Nest_Box_Cam.html
(SFW)
I know away this movie could get worse, Mario Lopez.
In this one, J-Lo falls off the ’57 Chevy, that has been converted into a boat, while migrating to the US.
At first the carpenter thought it was a pirate ship due to the Jolly Roger, but then he saw it was just a flag with Marc Anthony’s face on it.
“LAND HO!”
“No, that’s just JLo’s ass…”
I’m only watching this if Scott Peterson is the leading man.
“Look honey, a wounded whale adrift in the ocean!”
“EY! Ju bess git me back on dis boat puto!”
As long as they have the kid who talks like Pee-Wee Herman the entire movie.
I can only think this will be unrealistic unless JLo falls off a cigar boat that is trying to outrun a Coast Guard chopper.
Why would they want J-Lo when they just found Natalee Holloway?
In the Latino version of Overboard, the carpenter’s name is Jesus and he walks on water.
BTW, this post almost made me forget about tacos.
Carpenter upon discovering Lopez: “Oh boy! A real live wetback!”
I knew a carpenter named Jesus but he walked on reinforced concrete.
Kurt Russell didn’t save Golide Hawn from the water in the original and/or take her to the hospital. I know this because I am stupid.
As long as we’re talking about real life couples making movies together, does this mean we can expect Skeletor as the meth-addicted carpenter?
What can we do with this “Overboard” remake we have gentlemen?
Hmmm, well if you ask me I’d say it needs more Ben Affleck splooge
Perfect! you know who to call then, get right on it
I imagine that if J-Lo was underwater, she would look like a naval mine.