OMG, MICHAEL CERA PLAYS BASS!
03.17.10
From the ShoWest convention comes (courtesy of ComingSoon) the first poster for Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. If you’ll remember, Scott Pilgrim is the one that stars Michael Cera in which he has to fight his love’s seven evil ex-boyfriends in order to win her heart. If it didn’t come from the writer and director of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead, I’d just assume it was going to be really campy and lame. The poster and tagline, “An Epic of Epic Epicness” are no different. If not for Edgar Wright, it’d look a lot like a Drew Barrymore movie; a little too ringer-tees-and-cutesy-slang for me. Also, seven ex-boyfriends? How old is she, 35? Maybe it should be called Scott Pilgrim and His New Girlfriend, the Whore.
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A white guy playing the bass? Yeah okay, next you’re going to tell me the best selling rapper of the last decade is white
She’s a New Yorker in Toronto, so it should actually be called Scott Pilgrim vs. The Bisexual Transcontenental Skeeze.
Michael Cera is double-handedly bringing back wrist sweat bands.
Somehow you just put that “Gimme back that filet o’ fish” song from the McDonalds commercial in my head. I will find you. And keeel you. And assume that Michael Cera plays the bass.
What a fun, sexy time for him.
Dead Man’s Bones needs a bassist
He’s using a pick, your film is invalid.
Dead Man’s Bones now accepts pregnant girls as groupies and won’t run out on the mother
Does he play a nice guy in this? Because I can’t believe he’s so trusting, while I’m right behind her thrusting.
I dare say he appears to be rocking hard enough for me to helicopter my dick along with the beat.
*pull up Iron Man 2 trailer*
SHOOT TO THRIIILLLLL
Michael Cera’s got nothing on my skin flute skills.
*Takes out skin flute, plays King Crimson
@mark it zero
his character’s name is scott… i think i’m gonna fucking lose it
Scott Pilgrim came over here on the Gayflower.
BOOSH.
Wow, I’ll have to be a little more careful with my “” usage.
Or not. I’ll be drinking my coffee and awaiting my first trolls.
Scott Pilgrim slaps the bass like I slap my wang: Doubled-over awkwardly.
I’ve got $5 that says at some point in the film this needledick is wearing a yellow track suit. Any takers?
We’re on Stinky. They’re still on back order in Hollywood due to Wes Anderson’s new project.
I’ll wait for the YouTube shredding remix.
I like your style, Chareth. Do you also do the crazy-eyed stare out the window at joggers? I find it really adds to the mood.
*lights candle*
Rickenbacker, not Hunchenbacker! Stupid kid.
He did not wear a yellow track suit in the comics, but then again the comics were in black and white.
The interesting thing is that the character always came off as sort of a selfish dickhole most of the time, which his friends always called him out on, and yet he was still likeable. So maybe Michael Cera can pull it off.