For me, nothing excites my complete and utter apathy like a modern update of Tron, but since I know how much you dorks love this crap, here’s the Tron Legacy trailer. The marketing asswipes created a whole viral campaign and real-world scavenger hunt for this, and I guess some dork finally collected all the slap bracelets and pogs or whatever he needed so now it’s online. Totally worth it, dude. Anyway, it seems The Dude’s been stuck inside a computer for 20 years, and you can’t blame him, because Olivia Wilde is there and she’s wearing rubber pants and F-me boots.
So now The Dude’s son, Garrett “How’s My Hair” Hedlund has to get him out. What I don’t get is, all the people in the computer, they’re computer programs, right? And how do you beat a computer program? That’s right, with a virus. If Hollywood had any balls, this whole movie would be about cornholin’.
[if the YouTube version gets taken down, you can also watch it here]
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Yea, when I saw that shot in the trailer I said “Hell yea! I’d hit it!” and then high-fived the 8 year old sitting next to me waiting to see Alice in Wonderland.
And how do you beat a computer program?
Type “Impulse 101″ into the console.
*takes crowbar into the corner*
I’ve never seen Tron, but from what I can put together, this dude has to save his Oscar-winning father from a virtual world of bike racing discus enthusiasts?
Donk, what’s wiff the crowbar? Don’t you have ALL the weapons?
Close Chareth, ultimate frisbee hippies.
*throws antlion pheremone pod at Erswi, runs away*
And how do you beat a computer program?
Edit the game file so your enemies only have one hitpoint.
can’t wait to play the game for this in showbiz pizza.
She’s in the rubber suit so she doesn’t get a virus.
And how do you beat a computer program?
2 words: Kobayashi Maru!
Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde walk up to you, you get to have sex with one of them, but; you have to go raw dog, and one of them has herpes. Who do you choose?
Game Genie, duh.
My ex wife has F-you boots.
Are they made for walking?
Did that dude really just do the Wyld Stallyns guitar-strum-fan-salute move?
I got in an argument the other day, and this guy was all, “Fuck you, Boots!”
It was hurtful.
My dream is to get stuck inside my computer with Pornhub in the address bar.
Yes he did SS :(
There’s going to be a fucking Green Day musical now?
Channing Tatum got stuck in an arcade machine once.
I mean, it was Dance Dance Revolution and he fucking destroyed that shit, but still.
Normally computers get sticky with Pornhub in the adress bar.
Nick Nolte got stuck in the claw grabber when he thought he saw his satchel.
I work in IT and I get stuck in my computer all the time. The trick is to not bump the button that closes the cd-rom while your putting your dick in there.
I tried entering the Konami code with Olivia Wilde, but I was done after up, up, down, down.
@Crapbasket I’d hit both bareback and just deal with the aftermath.
You had me at “rubber” but then lost me at “pants”. Don’t be such a prude. Where are we, the Vatican?
*drops trou*
Meh, looks ok.
Crap, easy question. You hit the one with herp in the A and you let the other lick it off. That’ll get the herp off, right?
His dad is IN the computer?
*quizzically tilts head*
Thanks Vince for having the Munn picture for the Streisand story, now it’s 2 inches from the other Olivia. How am I supposed to walk around now?
Laaaaadiiieeeesss, don’t be shy, he only spits when provoked. Like a llama or Nick Nolte.
Crap – I’d go with Wilde, she’ll hook me up with House and in an hour I’ll be good as new
and can anyone get me that screencap as a poster or at very least a wallpaper for my computer… if anyone at work asks I’ll just say im trying to figure out how to get her out of there
Edward Norton Antivirus:
“FWAHAHAHA, THEY COME AT ME WITH A VIRUS? WAIT TIL THEY SEE MY CONTROL/ALT/DELETE DEFENSIVE STRATEGY!!”