Mooninites-Hollywood-Lobster Dog(Mooninites Invade Hollywood, feat. special appearance by Lobster Dog)

The LA Times report that WB is negotiating for the rights to a Space Invader movie.  I hope those negotiations involve someone paying them a lot of money to call one of the dumb alien scripts they already own “Space Invaders.”  Because if it involves paying someone for the right to make a movie about 4-bit blocks that fire dots at each other, we should fire that person out of a tard cannon.  If you’re gonna be this stupid, at least have the decency to explode.

There’s a bit of a loop-closing thing happening, since the game itself was inspired (loosely) by sci-fi movies like “Star Wars.” Still, like most games of the era, Space Invaders features little back story, which is why it’s anyone’s guess what shape a movie might take.

I’m not sure if that’s “oy” or “doy”.  The only movie based on this game should be The Mooninites Invade Hollywood.

Sadness surrounds us, doesn’t it, Er.

Sadness is for poor people!

We are busy, because on the moon, our weekends are so far advanced, they encompass the entire week.  Jobs have been phased out. …By our minds.

We get checks from the government!  And we spend it on beer.  Mexican beer!

Yeah, I just transcribed an Aqua Teen joke.  What of it? It’s not my fault the Mooninites rule.