Well folks, there’s a lot of news to cover today. That’s why I’m combining it all into a later next post. In the meantime, let’s enjoy what might be my favorite Lord of the Rings-related comedy .gif animation of all time. Join me after the jump (Gif files are big, it might take a few seconds to load).
All I know is that it was sent to me by “Blamco Mac and Cheese” and it came from here. No word yet on whether it’s viral marketing for Durex, but if so, brilliant. “Because when you think gay elf sex, think Durex.”
UPDATE: Apparently it’s from YTMND. Of course it is. In honor of that, here’s my favorite YTMND of all time.
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*reaches for giant purple dildo… smiles… tosses wrench instead*
Might need this for the next up.
You should see when Gimli hands him a Magnum XL.
LoTR nerds, muttering something about “+4 sheath of mighty protection”
If this is viral marketing, Miracle Whip wants in on it.
“You have my sword.”
“And my bow.”
“And my ass!”
“If you had to google ‘Durex’ before you got the joke….you might be a D&D Nerd”
Durex XL gives you more room for your “Orlando Bloom”.
Funny, id’ve thought Aragorn was a Trojan man.
Bullshit…rangers ride bareback
It’s only for Aragorn. AIDS takes FOREVER to kill elves.
Gimli-”No one tosses a Dwarf’s…salad!”
That’s for the Brown-eye of Sauron.
The halflings sized condoms are called Nobbits.
He was pissed when he found out Legolas wasn’t a woman.
I spent a few moments wondering what other instance would ever lead to us needing a “gay elf sex” tag. I then realized I had spent actual moments of my life pondering this and I became very sad.
Gimli’s isn’t the only “double-headed” implement ’round there
*Gimli’s AX*
My reaction to this here.
He was doubly pissed when he found out Orlando Bloom wasn’t a woman either
Golem – “Whats Prophylactics Precious?!?”
Somewhere Gandolf is smiling…and looking at Merry & Pippin with fervent lust.
SPERM SHALL NOT PASS!
They played limp lembas bread in their down time.
T-Money, it’ll probably be for something that comes from Denmark.
meanwhile Frodo & Sam are trying to fix Gandalf’s broken staff
Durex…when your Orc wants a safe pork….don’t cover Lurtz with your splurts…Do him with Durex.
They’re about the fight the battle of Hilts Deep.
I have to believe in some alternate universe Tolkien switched the story halfway through from a hobbit trying to get a ring into a volcano to an elf trying to get some beads into a cave.
“So… whaddya say we take this and… throw it into the volcano…” *wink* *nudge*
“And in the darkness bind them…”
Gandalf new it the whole time!
*knew*
Or throw a hotdog down a hallway
So the Eye of Sauron was just a euphemism the whole time?
Jirish, Who’s Ron?
The Ents got wood.
Gaylord of the Brown Ring
One cockring to rule them all
I just know Orlando’s got pube braids.
Sore Ron had to work off his tab down at the local pub when he forgot his money :(.
Moment like the ones in the .gif always cause me to put on my dildo gas mask.
raptor jesus and NEDM cat approve