This alpaca surfs, making it roughly 20 times cooler than that llama who looks like Taylor Lautner. |more|
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Help christen our very own Burnsy on his first Uproxx post, An Idiot’s Guide to 12-Second videos. We made him bang the goat last night, and let’s just say the goat was vaguely dissatisfied. |Uproxx|
Also meet Arkard, or just read his guide to a making popular YouTube video. |Uproxx|- Pride and Prejudice and Zombies has a prequel trailer. And Zombies. |GammaSquad|
- Most accurate Hulu tag for The Marriage Ref? “Worse Than Kitten Snuff.” |WarmingGlow|
- To recap: Tiger Woods dominated the white man’s sport, banged a bunch of white women, and planned his return at a country club that didn’t have black members until 1990. He’s boring as hell, but you gotta respect the way he’s stickin’ it to whitey. |WithLeather|
- Meet Farvenstein’s monster. Fupa. |KissingSuzyKolber|
- Holy crap, Civilization 5? The original stole my adolescence. |G4|
- Meet Chad Masterson, Frat Cop. |CollegeHumor|
- In Soviet Russia, ride pimps you. |TheChive|
- Ben Stiller talks Greenberg, what it was like banging Janine Garafolo. |InsideMovies|
- Darth Vader’s Winter Vacation. |ScreenJunkies|
- 25 hot St. Paddy’s Day sluts. |HolyTaco|
Teen Wolf Pug. That is all. via Urlesque.
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That goat was a cock tease and I told it not to lick my balls that much.
What it was like banging Janeane Garofalo?
A: Smug and hairy.
On banging Janeane Garofalo…
“she’s a perpetually bleeding, unfunny cunt that made sarcastic comments about my small penis causing me to make horribly unfunny movies, but I did earn my redwings so there’s that.”
Takes a lot of pumpkins to be a teen wolf pug ifyouknowwhatimean
Surfing llama may be cooler but llama Lautner can jump fences in a single bound and makes a wicked burrito. Not only that, he will do it for less money.
Surfing Alpacas & The Teen Wolf Pugs would be an awesome band name.
Are we going to watch Point Bbreak now?