Meet Llama Lautner. Taylor! Come get some ham! That’s right, I still love Napoleon Dynamite, suck it. [via JuliaSegel]
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- I wrote this Uproxx feature myself, so check it out. 10 UFC sponsors who make me embarrassed to like UFC. Digg it so my family can eat.|Uproxx|
- Katherine Heigl leaving Grey’s Anatomy was a good excuse for this cat-filled Photoshop. |WarmingGlow|
- Bender vs. Robocop. |GammaSquad|
- Join the Uproxx March Madness bracket. If you don’t beat me you should kill yourself, considering I’ve watched about 30 seconds of college basketball this year. |WithLeather|
- Tom Brady makes environment videos wearing a sweater now. |KissingSuzyKolber|
- Another Uproxx feature, How to Get Hired with Social Networking. |Uproxx|
- 9 movie quotes that need to be retired. |Guyism|
- Lodges made out of planes. Long as there aren’t any f*cking crying babies there. |TheChive|
- There’s a new keyboard cat in town. He’s got kind of a reggaeton beat goin on. |Urlesque|
- Airplane! star Peter Graves is dead. |InsideMovies|
Get it? A troloLOL Cat? |via Moronail| Thanks to Jirish and Spaz for the picture tips. And speaking of Trolololo-related memes…
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Watch out, Llama Launter spits. Don’t worry about human Launter, he swallows
*runs around the house naked because the rest of the Drunkards are hungover*
Spring Forward hangover.
Guy’cha, no way he is going against you in brackets, baktag. It’s always some braindead, Romulan-coddling, forshak-gargling, bukkake Princess that knows NOTHING about sports that ends up winning them things.
Like when His wife beat Him at Fantasy Football last season.
Fek, a girl won my annual bowl pool this year because she picked according to cutest quarterbacks.
Another good article, Lanky. It sucks you never got to do the MMA blog you dreamed of. The flip side is, you’ve got the Drunkards. Feel free to come over and play “Romulan-Disruptor Roulette” with Him any time.
Oh, fuck! Here’s a Filmdunk feature we haven’t done in ages! Winner gets their definition of “Romulan-Disruptor Roulette” published in the Drunxicon!!! GO!
Everyone watched Formula 1 this weekend, right? Good, we can still be friends.
Llama Lautner is always trying to get me to touch his alpac-age, but only so I’ll know what it feels like.
My favorite part about the UFC is at the end of the fight when the guy’s retarded trainers are trying to stretch a size small shirt over a sweaty guy in gloves before he talks to the camera.