Chareth Cutestory sent me this video shot by Greg Williams for Esquire. It might not be the best thing to start your work day with, unless you want to get fired for touching yourself, but I couldn’t very well not share it with you either. That would’ve been totally not cool.
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Nice of Colin to join the rest of us.
Everyone is totally used to me touching myself at work. They just make me wear a sign that says. “beware, sticky between the hours of 7 to 4″
So somehow they credited thirteen different clothing makers for this. I don’t think she wore thirteen articles of clothing total in the entire video. Unless maybe her shoes were mismatched, I’ll admit I didn’t spend a lot of time looking at her feet.
Just heard Corey Haim died. All the damn vampires.
I also play this game where I jizz on my co-workers keyboard and mouse. I call it Hot Gluing.
shoes in the pool? THAT’S AGAINST THE RULES!!!!
Wait. Corey Haim was alive?
Man the things I would do to Kate Beckinsale. Like have a nice stimulating conversation with her.
Focus Puller: Steve Nelson. Is that just a church’d up way of saying ‘Grip Fluffer’?