I don’t know what’s more impressive, that this walrus can suck his own wiener, or that he can deep throat the whole thing. Though personally, I’m put off by their tusks and whiskers. -Thanks to Mike for the tip.

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  • The five most metal moments in Detroit Metal City. |ComicsAlliance|
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Thanks to Spazmodic for the picture.