I don’t know what’s more impressive, that this walrus can suck his own wiener, or that he can deep throat the whole thing. Though personally, I’m put off by their tusks and whiskers. -Thanks to Mike for the tip.
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Boy Ron Jeremy looks good these days
That video reminds me why I joined the swim team.
I mean left. Why I LEFT the swim team!
GRRRRRR! TEAM CHESTWAXING!
The good news: that walrus will NOT be put down, even after drowning his trainer while using her ponytail as a fifi.
So was John Lennon saying he could suck his own dick? Then what the fuck was he doing with Yoko?
I never really considered David Crosby to be all that talented until I saw this video.
I’d never leave the tank.
My girls usually lick rock before they blow me.
Meanwhile, autofellating hippies can’t get the taste of Prius out of their mouths.
California Department of Health regulations would prohibit such a film in the future.
Why I otter pound you.
you can get to Carnegie Hall altofellating
reminds me of the girl that stayed at mine last night, her deep throat skills werent quite as advanced
You should see the starfish that can toss his own salad.
-Thanks to Mike for the tip.
FUCK MIKE!!!
“Meh.” – Blowfish
N’up.
@ :30 … Louis CK as Friar Tuck?!?! GTFO