*sits down at desk*
*takes sip of coffee*
*shuffles stack of papers*
*reaches for bullhorn*
BREAKING NEWS: MO’NIQUE’S HUSBAND LOVES A HAIRY PUSSY.
“Let me say this: I have not had sex outside my marriage with Sidney,” the Academy Award nominee [and lock to win Best Supporting Actress] says in this year’s 29th – and final – Barbara Walters Oscar special. “Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker. That’s not something that would make us say, ‘Pack your things and let’s end the marriage.’”
“What if it’s 20 times?” asks the openminded actress. “So what? We’ve been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don’t know who they’re laying next to. I’m very comfortable and secure with my husband.”
Aww yeeah. If I close my eyes and pretend I never saw that banner pic, this is pretty sexy. Which brings me to…
Of course, Miss M has a few tricks to keep her hubby from straying – fingers crossed – and that includes her infamously unshaven gams. “He loves the hairy legs,” Mo says, “and if Sid likes the hairy legs, there you go.”
She even explains to Walters why she chooses to go au naturel: “I tried shaving one time, and it was so uncomfortable and painful. I said never again would I do that to myself.” Besides, says Mo’Nique, “I’m 42 and I’m very hairy.” [NYDailyNews]
Sweet Jesus. So Mo’Nique’s husband likes ‘em hairy as hell? Are we sure she’s not married to Spoony Luv? Also, why does her name have a random apostrophe in it? Between that and the all natural thing, is it possible she’s actually a Na’vi?