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Here are some other stories I don’t have time to romance completely, so I’ll just rub my boner on them in a crowded subway car.

Kick-Ass has a bunch of new posters. I don’t approve of the idea that women can do things men can do, but they look pretty. |IMPA, MTV|

David Fincher “circling” Girl With a Dragon Tattoo, a Bobby Fischer movie. Sony apparently likes what Fincher’s done with The Social Network, and are trying to get him for other projects, including Pawn Sacrifice, about Bobby Fischer’s famous victory over Boris Spassky in 1972.  Many saw it as a Cold War victory and it was all rah-rah USA, but I wonder: would the Trololo guy have sung to celebrate a Soviet victory?  Looking at it that way, it’s almost as if we lost. |RopeofSilicon|

Heidi Montag joins the cast of Adam Sandler’s new movie. The comedy also stars Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman, from Chuck & Larry/Zohan director Dennis Dugan.  Working Title: “F*ck You, Audience.”  |Examiner|

Ron Perlman replaces Mickey Rourke as Conan’s dad in the Conan movie.  Yeah, somehow I knew a movie from the director of Pathfinder and the star of Baywatch Nights wasn’t shelling out the bucks for an Oscar nominee.  Anyway, good for you Perlman. I’ll continue to hope for Hellboy while expecting the TV version of Beauty and the Beast. |Vulture|

Barry Pepper has joined the cast of the Coen Brothers True Grit. He’ll play “Lucky Ned”, the character played by Robert Duvall in the John Wayne version.  I love Barry Pepper.  He was praying and shooting in Saving Private Ryan, way before the Boondock Saints guy decided to dedicate his life to it. |CHUD|

Corey Haim’s family wants help paying for his funeral. What, did he run out of Lost Boys 2 money already?  (Suck Money, we call it).  Sadly, his family wants to bury him in Canada.  If he lived in LA, the taxpayers would cover it using revenue from all those $70 parking tickets.  Because LA taxpayers pay for celebrity funerals now, have I mentioned that?  |MSN|

Matthew McConaughey’s brother’s name is Rooster. “I named my [3½-year-old] boy Miller Lyte because that’s my favorite beer. And my [11-month-old] little girl is named Margarita Olympia…I liked that beer, too, even though they don’t even make it anymore.”  Yes, but what about your dead father’s c*ck?  God I love the McConaugheys. |Paste|

The Green Lantern bad guys are Maoris, Taika Waititi and Temuera Morrison.  I used to play rugby against a lot of islanders.  Every game was like that scene in Mutiny on the Bounty where Anthony Hopkins dinghy tries to pick up supplies. |THR|

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