KICK-ASS HAS A MUSIC VIDEO
03.16.10This is the music video for British pop singer Mika*’s “Kick-Ass”, which, fittingly, is the lead single from the Kick-Ass soundtrack. It’s, uh… hmm. Well, I guess it’s kind of the modern, electro-pop version of Queen’s Highlander theme. Which is to say it sounds a little like a Freddy Mercury impersonator with a Casio keyboard. I’m excited as hell for Kick-Ass and all the early reviews have been pretty positive, but I’ll say this, the Iron Man 2 AC/DC video makes this looks like Johnny Weir and Adam Lambert touching dick tips for three and half minutes.
For good, clean, movie-related musical fun, I’ll take Bangs, thank you very much.
*Real name: Michael.
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It could be worse. It could be Lady Caca.
Jesus, Britain, even France thinks this is gay.
That song is so gay that my dad just rolled over in his grave so he could take it in the ass from the groundskeeper.
How dare you insult Freddie like that?!
Who the fucka is Mika?
You ever wonder what Mika’s glasses would look like covered in jizz?
Elton John doesn’t.
Actually I think of Danny Elfman when I picture 2 guys docking because it’s kind of an adventure.
This song is so gay that it’s pissed off that you’re using the word gay as an insult.
Up until now i’d have said that Matthew Vaughn hasn’t put a foot wrong. He’s stepping onto a bear trap having Mika anywhere near the soundtrack. An insane decision.
The song Kick-Ass got it’s ass kicked in gym class everyday in high school.
I would go buy a My Chemical Romance shirt from Hot Topic and listen to Desolation Row on loop before I would drink enough wine coolers to make this song bearable.
I’m highly offended by the Highlander reference. Our theme rawked while this one Sucks Ass.
Fuck, if this song was any gayer, it would be a Scientologist.
Mika: Hey Freddie! Check out my new song. I’m bringing you back!
Freddie: No, thanks. I’ll just stick with the AIDS.
Even Rip Taylor thinks this song needs to tone it down.
This song is too gay for it’s Right Said Fred.
The only saving grace is that they didn’t use this abomination: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEhutIEUq8k&feature=related
Also by Mika. Only click link if you really hate yourself.
The guy sucking my dick just told me to “turn that faggy shit off.”
I would like to see McLovin dancing throughout like that Christopher Walken video. That would Kick Ass.
This song is so gay, instead of going gold or platinum, it’s gonna go brown.
This song couldn’t be gayer if they called it Felch-Ass.
If this is what England’s like, it’s no wonder Madonna lived there for so long.
Mike Piazza just added this to the clubhouse playlist
Mika had already agreed to do the theme song when, much to his chagrin, he learned the title started with a K not an L.
This song is so gay that whatever song knocks it out of the #1 spot is going to be charged with a hate crime.
This song is now available on LP, CD and HIV.
This song is so gay that U.S. senators from the Midwest listen to it in airport bathroom stalls.
ahem…
TICKLE FIGHT, TEE HEE HEE
This song is so gay it just gave me Hearing AIDS.
Really guys? I gotta be the first to say it? Fine then . . .
FUCK MIKA!!
This song couldn’t be any gayer if it was piloting the Nautilus up Elton John’s lower intestine.
This song couldn’t be any gayer if it wrote a movie blog and loved MMA.
This song couldn’t is too gay for the Philadelphia soundtrack
This song is so gay that the Village People are suing for copyright infringement.
Banana Smoothie stole this song’s lunch money.
Now I know what to listen to when I want to feel like a Nancy boy faggot
This song is set to the beat of a truckstop restroom handjob.
This song is Cher’s biggest fan.
This song definitely isn’t going straight to #1. It’s not going straight anywhere!
This song is so gay that Mormons are trying to ban it in California.
This song is so gay that it’s not allowed to played at wedding receptions.
This song is going right for the #2
This song is so gay the Jonas Brothers asked if they could cover it…
…with liquid latex.
This song has the potential to top the charts but it prefers the bottom
This song literally sucks dick.
The shitty band at the end of Snakes on a Plane says this is an abomination.
If you play this song backwards, it takes the cock out of it’s ass.
Kathy Griffin goes to this song’s job to knock the dicks out of it’s mouth
This song is so gay that I could be kicked out of the St. Patricks’s Day Parade for having this on my iPod.
Wow… close competition for The Gayest Song ever … the only thing that could be more gay would be a Lady Gaga remix of the two while in the video Adam Lambert fellates Freddy Mercury’s statue wearing a Liberace costume…
sorry here is the link for the gayest song ever for that mashup… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
This song is so gay that Lemmiwinks is trying to escape from its lower digestive tract.
This song makes eight guys blowing nine guys look like two guys blowing three guys.
This song is so gay that Vanessa Hudgens tried to date it.
Every time you play this song, a rainbow jizzes on a flamingo.
Texans think this song is trying to recruit country music.
This song was the trigger that made the white tiger attack Roy Horn. Tigers hate teh ghey.
I’m surprized we were all shocked by the gay-ness of this video… the gay-o-meter at the beginning went well into the
redpinkI’m pretty sure the gay-o-meter went all the way to brown
Mika’s songwriting process:
Step 1. Write song
Step 2. ?????
Step 3. Andy Dick
Holy shit, I’ve been calling this song gay for over an hour!
What am I, in Junior High?
Jacktion! says: Holy shit, I’ve been calling this song gay for over an hour!
What am I, in Junior High?
Yeah ’cause in High School we’d just kick its ass in the locker room, make it eat dirt during gym class, and call it a fagot until our raging boners went away.
Mika’s trying to quit smoking, but just can’t stop bumming fags.