The source of this story about a possible sequel to Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (I think we can all agree to pretend Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey never existed, right? Good.) is the above video, of MTV’s awkward Josh Horowitz asking Keanu Reeves, “Let’s greenlight the Bill & Ted sequel right now, let’s make it happen.”
To which Keanu says, “I’m trying, I’m trying.” Then Josh asks him if he’s kidding, and he says he’s serious, but it’s hard to tell if he actually is, because one of the things dumb people like to do when they’re joking is keep saying “I’m serious” and smirking. I know your game, Reeves. Now gimme back my nose, motherfu-ker.
Anyway, was he serious? Or was he just trying to avoid looking like an asshole when someone brought up his most successful role like John Cusack did when someone brought up boomboxes? Said Alex Winter through a mouthful of rubber tubing he was using to tie off an arm vein, “God I hope he was serious.” Anyone want to guess what Alex Winter’s actual last steady role was? If you said “King Mole Man” on “Saul of the Mole Men,” go to the head of the class. I am not making that up. You have to admit, “Saul” is a really good name for a mole man.

[via MTV - thanks to the Carluch for the tip]



I see my Wyld Stallyan reference was well timed.
And the names of the two villains are “Bo” and “Gus”.
Whoa.
STATION!!!!
Please let Zach Galifanakis be cast as Roofus’s son.
This would be great for Alex.I heard he’s really struggling as a sandwich artist at Subway. He insists on telling everyone about his 5 dollar foot long then points at his crotch and yells “Eat fresh faggot!”
“What number are we thinking of right now?”
“69 dudes!”
“Sorry, that’s incorrect. I was actually thinking 20 million up front with a producer’s credit and 4.5 points on the back end. Also, Alex would like enough to score an eight-ball.”
I bet the King’s name was Hans, and kissing him is like kissing a peanut.
Alex looks like the retarded offspring of Larry Bird and Smeagol.
“Shoot the J my precious! Shoot it! Golem! Golem!”
Bex, I heard Station went on to found TBS.
But this time, instead of regular Lincoln – SLAYBRAHAM LINCOLN!! :rocks air guitar: (In business I believe they call that synergy).
Keanu Reeves does kidding as well as Dane Cook does deadpan.
Too bad the sale of Jerry Curl has now been outlawed. Bill is screwed
Keeanu is about as sick of this question as Gene Wilder is of hearing about Young Frankenstein 2. The hardest part for Keeanu is him not using his Kung Fu on anyone who asks it
Uh, Bogus Journey was EPIC. Any movie that has the phrase “full on robot chubby” in it is comedy gold as far as I’m concerned. Of course I haven’t seen it since before I knew what a chubby was. I had to ask my Mom. True story.