JA RULE IS DOIN GREAT
03.01.10When the first thing a trailer does is brag that it’s from the executive producer of The Grudge, Boogeyman, and Tekken, you know it’s going to be good. Because they expect you to have seen and liked those movies. This one’s called Wrong Side of Town, and it stars Ja Rule, Omarion (note: I have no idea who this person is), a bunch of fake wrestling guys, and porn star Stormy Daniels (just your standard, all-natural, girl-next-door type). I think the most interesting thing I learned from watching it is that wrestler Batista’s real name is “Dave Bautista.” (they take out the ‘U’ because WWE fans can’t be trusted with extraneous vowels).
I don’t know why he doesn’t just go by his real name. What better way to strike fear into the hearts of opponents than with a name like “Dave Batista?” Aaaand noooow. Coming to the staaage. Daaaaave! Baaaaatiiiiiiiiiiiistaaaaaaa! LET THE BODIES HIT DAVE’S FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT DAVE’S FLOOR….
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My wrestling name is The Barista, and my patented move is as expensive as it is overrated.
Geoff Undertake is my favorite.
True story: Stormy Daniels is originally from Baton Rouge and is considering running against David Vitter for Senate in Louisiana.
I’m voting for her.
His wrestling name is Batista. They spelled it wrong in the trailer. And people do call him Dave Batista in the WWE. I just pulled my nerd card there but that’s ok ha.
Omarion is that Toyota hybrid crossover, right?
This reminds me of another movie starring Stormy Daniels and a bunch of jacked dudes that I watched right before going to sleep last night
For most of middle America, the guns in the poster are completely unnecessary. They can already tell that it’s the wrong side of town.
I went to the Wong side of town last night and had some delicious moderately priced noodles.
I’m glad to see the Michelle07 slap fight style is taking off around :49
People in Manhattan consider the “wrong side of town” to be the rest of America
There’s a pretty serious lack of necks in that there movie. Maybe Omarion has them in his hat. Seriously, how is that thing stuck on his head. This is a mystery movie.
I thought Ja Rule was really good as Donatello in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, but not as good as 50 Cent’s Raphael.
Jadakiss and Young Jeezy were okay as Leonardo and Michaelangelo
Batista: What, you’re sorry?
Me: No, but you should be for making this movie…BOOSH!
Clearly we didn’t pray for Omarion enough.
I’m not saying that all black rappers look like turtles, just Ja Rule and 50 Cent.
For instance, T-Pain looks more like the Shaggy Dog and Snoop Dogg looks more like a lemur.
Not to be outdone by Batista’s “Batista Bomb”, where he apparently destroys creativity, Stormy Daniels also has a popular finishing maneuver. It’s called “The Stormy Splash”.
You notice it gets a lot darker, a lot earlier on the wrong side of town
Can Stormy. daniels even act with her clothes on?
Chinese Riddle for you
I thought ne-yo was Michelangelo and Mark Felt as Splinter.
I’m a f*cking fag for doing this, but…
His real name is David Bautista, Jr. It is actually spelled Bautista. It’s spelled that way on the cover of the DVD as well. I work in a video store, please don’t revoke my membership for knowing this, Vince.
Ok, I dont see why Batista is getting all the newsworthy posts since this is Rob Van Dam’s movie. He’s the star, not Batista. Batista barely appears in this. RVD does great with what he has to work with. His acting ability is untapped and could be the next JCVD. Fuck Batista and those lame ass rappers also.
There’s a crab nebula right under Omarion’s belt.