Iron Man 2 just released a new poster on Yahoo. Eye-candy-wise, it’s definitely not on the level of, say, the Kick-Ass posters, but it’s sure as hell not gonna keep me from seeing the movie. They managed to squeeze just about everyone into the poster (sorry, Sam Rockwell), though it’s a little strange that they all seem to be looking off in different directions– HEY DON’T YOU EYE F*CK ME, PALTROW! I’LL SHOW YOU A HELMET YOU CAN KISS!
*points to old football helmet*
Crap, I did this wrong again, didn’t I.
[Thanks to Jirish for the Carradine picture]
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They’re desperately trying to avoid eye contact with Terrence Howard.
Pictured – 75% of Amanda Seyfried’s field of vision.
Looks like they’re looking as to where that fart Scar-Jo layed came from.
It wasn’t me, Gwen! *whispers* Bitch.
In the poster for the first one RDJ was looking off to his left. Camera’s over here chief.
PS fine if you want to leave Rourke off the poster, but WHERE’S HIS FUCKING DOG?
Qaplah! The best part is where Mickey Rourke fights Gandalf on the Bridge of Khazad-Dum!
Spoiler alert!
Werner Herzog approves of Scarlet’s zeidbüb.
Werner Herzog plays the bag Paltrow can’t act her way out of.
told you not to drop the N-bomb, look how hurt Don is
Theres an add for a free iPad right here————–>
Psst. Hey Don Cheadle, the white women are right under you!