HONEST POSTERS FOR OSCAR WINNERS
03.17.10
CollegeHumor has put together a nice collection of honest posters for all the best picture nominees. My favorites are probably Up and The Hurt Locker. Get it? The critics are having orgasms. I probably would’ve added jizz stains, but la di dah Professor Subtle guy. I enjoy The Blind Side, though it’s pretty obvious. And everyone knows the literal title of Avatar is Pocahontas Cat Monkey.
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i would have called The Blind Side “Digitally Enhanced Ass”
They got Precious all wrong. It should be called “Jabba the Hutt Needs a Wire Hangar”
My quoting of CB4′s “Nigga, sit down and eat yo’ big-ass biscuit!” has been replaced by “Sit your big-ass down and eat, Precious!”.
“A Boring Man” is right. My-fucking-God it sucked! Do you have to be Jewish to get that movie?
For Precious I’dve gone with This Fat Bitch’s Mom’s Got a Hairy Pussy!
SFW BTK. It links an old FD thread.
They could have called Precius, “Logistics Nightmare” because I don’t know how her dad could find her pussy much less stand the smell.
The tag on the District 9 poster should be:
“Like Avatar, but with way less suck.”
Because, you know, District 9 is awesome and Avatar sucks.
That Up poster is spot on. Thanks to Vince, every time I see a dreamworks trailer I look for that one eyebrow raised + grin look from the main character. Watch for it in that new one about dragons.
What is that poster for Precious supposed to represent? That her dad has a cock like a canon? Or that he fucks so hard it literally destroys you?
I think it’s the Grinch touching her no-no parts.
I always get Up and Blindside confused. Which is the metaphor for the Six Day War and which stars Oprah?