HOLY CRAP, ANOTHER KICK-ASS TRAILER?
03.18.10
Dammit, just when I think I’m done for the day, they pull me back in with a new Kick-Ass trailer. But such is life when you join the dork mafia (had to sign the oath in Cheeto dust). Anyway, I kind of just wish this thing would come out already (April 16th ) because I’m tired of telling you how big and meaty and veiny and drippy and smelly my nerd boner for this thing is, and how if it was a woman I’d have sex with it sober. And of course that has everything to do with it looking like an awesome movie and nothing whatever to do with it starring an 11-year-old girl in a stripper wig hehe hoho hm hm hehe I’m gonna walk away slowly now.
[Available in HD at Apple]
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When I have a young girl put on a wig, she doesn’t become a super hero, just super scared.
Sure she can rock the wig, but can she
smokework the pole?You still have your boner after Mika gayed the place up? That’s an admirable display of commitment.
I like young girls who wear wigs on their legs, so I can work out my Mo’nique fantasies.
If my family and work associates knew what I think of 11 year old girls in wigs, there would be hell toupe.
*athank-ew*
I am as excited about this movie as I am not excited about Tim Burton doing 3Ddams Family. So, a lot.
Chris Brown: I can’t get my career restarted, but I can kick your ass.
Meh, wake me when they make the Mossad action flick, Kike Ass
I’m looking forward to Pick-Axe, where a vigilante uses mining tools to fight crime.
I’m looking forward to Pick-Ass, the Rafael Nadal biopic.
Paramedics had to kick Cass to make sure Cass Elliot was dead.
Is this gonna be released in spanish speaking countries as Spic-Ass?
I’m looking forward to Sick-Ass, a biopic about Pauly.
Any word on when Dick-Ass
cumscomes out?Why the hell is Clay Aiken on the poster? It’s not like he can use his power of gay to fight crime. He can maybe slap at crime a bit or make catty remarks, but not fight crime.
Did someone say Rafael Nadal? I’d pick his shorts out of his ass…with my teeth.
Moose, Clay Aiken is only there to 69 with Mika.
I’m told there’s a four minute product-placement tie-in film for personal grooming products called “Schick-Ass.”
Yesterday celebrated everyone who was a Mick-Ass.
This trailer is downgrayedd. Bring amberlamps.