Look, I know there’s nothing creative about posting the Leprechaun 2 trailer in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, but that doesn’t make Leprechaun 2 any less awesome, and besides, I want to leave so I can get pants sh!ttingly drunk. It’s easily the best of the six Leprechaun movies, and I’m shocked and a little disappointed that this concept hasn’t been somehow incorporated into a Cash 4 Gold commercial. Who knew Tom Cruise would go onto be such a big star?
Also:
I bet Leprechaun Dog likes to do it doggy style, just like all the Catholic girls I know. Oh, I almost forgot Irish Housewife Bunny (thanks to Jirish):
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My fav from Leprechaun in the hood. A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best i’m told. Then Gary Busey comes in and fucks a chicken.
cheap green beer FTW. if i see a “kiss me im irish” shirt today though they are going to receive a swift kick to the gooch. I’ll just say I misread their shirt
Irish Housewife Bunny needs a hug after already being told twice.
LeperCruise is willing to hide his gold at the end of rainbow as long as there’s no gays there.
Irish housewife bunny “trips” down the stairs every other day
BECAUSE THEY FUCK LIKE RABBITS AND CATHOLICS DON’T BELIEVE IN ABORTIONS
Warwick Davis vs. Peter Dinklage. Three rounds, no holds barred. Epic.
Zombie movie I’d see:
Ricardo Montalban minus his nose in ‘The Leper Khan’.
You have to be drunk to shit your pants?! You’re kinda high maintenance.
Roman Catholic girls like it Doge style.
Channing: “Yo, so this is my movie LepreChan. Its about me growin up as a leprechaun and shit. Cept I hide my gold in my teeth an round my neck and shit and check it…bitches call me 4 leaf cuz dey knows dey gettin’ lucky, know what I’m sayin dawg? Dis bad ass homey come ta town tryin ta steal a niggaz gold an shit and take my bitches, but I use my brains and beat him in a riva dance off yo an save the fuckin rec center fo da kidz and shit, know what I’m sayin?”
Fox Studio head: “This shit is TIGHT son! You’ve got all the funding you need!”
Who ever made that dog’s costume sure is a real ‘chaun artist.
StPD is one the longest day of the year. Why can’t these facists just let me start drinking now. It’s not like I’ve done any work in the past 6 hours anyway.
You shouldn’t let anyone tell you when you can drink, leDick.
Am I the only one here?
Really?
*stars pouring green beer down his dick*
Sorry, Pualy, we’ve been hangin’ in the Scott Pilgrim post.
So anyway, I said: “Rickenbacker, not Hunchenbacker!” Oh, how we laughed, my drunk leprechaun friend and I.
I’m going to drink whiskey and study for a test by myself. And after reading that, probably throw in some cut marks on my arm.