Remember that Gary Busey red-carpet video from last week? He actually seemed fairly subdued for Gary Busey, seeing as how he made it through almost 90 seconds without shaking an inanimate object and demanding to know its secrets. But apparently there’s more to the story. The interviewer happened to be interviewing Nick Park earlier that same day on Santa Monica beach, when Gary Busey just showed up, drinking coffee and mumbling about helping with the lights. Then, as mysteriously as he’d arrived, he was gone.
Maybe six hours later, the same guy sees Gary Busey at the night of 100 stars party and says, “Oh hey, Gary, I saw you earlier at the beach, remember?” And Gary Busey just stares through him like a reptile. He goes on to make the following inexplicable statements:
“The beautiful thing about the truth is, the truth requires your questions. Therefore, there is no competition in art.”
“L.A. County is like a huge tortilla. It spreads everywhere.”
And that’s where the part we’ve already seen picks up. In-effing-credible. God damn, I love Gary Busey so much. I’d gay marry him if I wasn’t afraid he’d eat my eyeballs after I fell asleep.
Look at how he’s staring at that guy. I guarantee if you could see his thoughts, the back of that guy’s head would be a cartoon pork chop right now.
[Thanks to TheShiznit for the tip]
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Gary Busey only credits himself as the Dolly Grip in his own home movies. True story.
L.A. County is like a huge tortilla. It spreads everywhere. And Gary Busey has the chompers to eat it.
Busey is like the Weirdness Fairy; he shows up, sprinkles your day with his Secret Basil Wombat powder and then like that, he’s gone
Gary Busey tried out for captain america but decided to make his character captain NATIVE america. he danced around in circles for two hours chanting, the only reason they didn’t call security on him is because he said that if they did he would transcend reality and rape their ancestors
Wow, I am completely fucking of Gary Busey jokes.
Gary Busey is like the Macgyver of crazy.
It’s like he’s been possessed by the spirit of Hunter S. Thompson. Next he’ll be screaming through clenched jaw about what an outrage these cankerous whores are perpetrating.
Gary Busey got the lead in The Witch Hunter but backed out when he was told it wasn’t a documentary.
Gary Busey keeps a collection of his farts in jars in case someone asks what he ate last week.
Gary Busey colors inside the lines on the freeway.
Gary Busey beat his addiction to prescription pain-killers by becoming addicted to life-threatening motorcycle accidents.
makes the rambling crack heads that chase cats down my street seem so normal
Gary Busey writes fortunes for 4Chan cookies.
Gary Busey won Chatroulette but now there’s a bullet hole in his computer monitor.
Gary Busey tried out for John Krasinski, but found out someone already had the part.
Gary Busey gives sage advice by talking to sage bushes.
Gary Busey orders pea soup, but always brings his own pee.
“L.A. County is like a huge tortilla. It spreads everywhere and is full of beaners”.
Gary Busey sends texts with smoke signals.
Busey also noted that warm tortillas always taste the best, that’s why he starts brush fires.
Gary Busey can’t believe that people actually think he’s Gary Busey.
Gary Busey will be the first to admit that he has two left feet. He keeps them on a key chain for good luck.
Gary Busey tried to capture Jake Busey after he saw The Island because he “Couldn’t afford a 4th clone.”
Gary Busey spends most of his time in New York playing the Red light,Green light game with the Statue of Liberty.
LA County is like herpes.
No reason. It just is.
New ^^
Narrator: After Busey left, things continued to get much more surreal when Rip Torn showed up. We could clearly see that he had revolver tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. Hoping to not agitate him we played possum but he told us that he’s eaten enough possum to know the live ones from the dead ones. Thinking quickly, the cameraman pointed to a dumpster and said “hey, is that Nick Nolte digging through a dumpster?” Torn shouted “I told that sonofabitch to stay out of my house” and suddenly ran towards the alley. Having had enough, we started running for our car hoping to avoid anymore ludicrous situations with unhinged actors but unfortunately our day was not over just yet as suddenly Jake Busey ran up to us and asked if we had seen “the pre-frosh who snagged the bee?” Nick Park told him that there were frisbees all over the beach and he thanked us and ran towards the surf. All in all, despite fearing for our lives it was quite an interesting day to say…
*Loud commotion in the recording booth*
Narrator: What’s going on here….no…no!
Nick Nolte: Didja think *whooping cough* that you could use my name and that there’d be no consequences?
*STATIC*