The Clash of the Titans poster seems to be taking a lot of abuse lately, which may or may not have something to do with it looking really sh-tty. First, this mashup of the subway poster and the Dunkin Donuts latte ad was spotted in Brooklyn. Then FilmDrunkard BDarbs spotted the above bus ad in San Francisco. You could argue that the Dunkin mashup is more clever, but there’s just something timeless about a crudely scrawled penis on someone’s face.
[subway poster via NY Mag]
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You have to respect the fact that someone was on a bus and thought “you know what that poster needs? A penis.” and luckily had a paint pen with them.
The classics never go out of style – like that mustache someone gave Sarah Jessica Parker on the SATC poster I saw in NY a few years back. Plus, we all know Worthington ate a dick or two to get two blockbusters back to back.
My date has to wear her 3D glasses on ’cause I’m releasing Kraken all over her face.
My favorite was “The dog dies.” on the Marley and Me bus stop poster.
Will someone PLEASE scrawl “He dies on 9/11″ on that new vampire movie poster
That was blatant false advertising. Anniston made it through the whole damn thing.
I like when I wrote “B.I.G.” at the end of the movie title on a poster for “Precious”.
Bonus points for changing it to Gash of the Titans and giving him hooters
If Sam Worthington sees this, it’s only going to get his hopes up.
Yeah, but now I want a crudely drawn penis on the Kraken.
Then I want to giggle my ass off when Liam Neeson says “Release the Kraken”.
We can assume by this poster that Harry Hamlin lives in San Francisco.
In San Francisco this is a compliment.
This is how I remember ‘Terminator: Salvation’ ending.
Yeah, at first I thought that Neo had grown substantially, but it could be a Medusa head. Or something. I don’t know. Penis.
you really can’t blame Hollywood for remaking a cult classic like Deepthroat
“Release the kraken!” is what I yell before my post-coffee dumps
“JESUS KILL ME NOW” is what I yell during my post-coffee dumps.