Friday Free for All is that time of the week I reserve for the funny, amazing, and/or awesome videos people send me that aren’t necessarily movie related. Sometimes I post them without this disclaimer and people say “Dood, how is this movie related?!” And that’s why these words are here.
Lots of dogs chase cars, but usually it’s just macho posturing, the same way I say “Pff, I could do that,” when watching another man satisfy a woman. Not so for Winston the pit bull here. He doesn’t just chase a police car, he catches it and chews it’s f*cking bumper off. This is the Don Frye of animals.
March 14, 2010 – Winston, a two-year old boxer-pit bull mix owned by Michael and Nancy Emerling of Chattanooga, Tennessee, is seen chewing the bumper off of a city patrol car driven by Officer Holmes. In the incident, an officer was running radar on Workman Road when Winston charged out through the gate and began shaking the patrol car. Winston munched on the tires and ate the front bumper. He also attacked other patrol cars that were called in as backup. Officers tried to pepper spray Winston, then to tase him, but nothing calmed him down. [Foundry -- link NSFW]
I’m speechless. Winston is the most metal dog in history. I would buy him a spiky American flag collar and a boombox that plays Slayer. More fun after the jump…
I couldn’t not post this video.
Is it just me, or is this chick balancing books on her head, finishing a Rubik’s cube, and reciting pi super hot? I mean, not because of the math crap, it just looks like she has really nice tits. *takes beer bong, burps*
I wonder if she can cook.
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I’d be more impressed if she could balance books on her head, finish a Rubik’s cube, and recite pi while doing anal.
Yea but can she cook dinner?
Shit, didn’t see vinces words under the video.
TGIDF – Thank God It’s Don Fryeday
That chick is also an excellent driver.
Silly Winston, it’s a police car not an infant !
Yes police officers, spraying a pit bull with pepper spray is just the thing to calm them down.
Big deal. Winston Churchill chewed the bumper off a police car (or bobby car) back when they were still made of metal.
I will be showing this to my dog on a loop ala ‘A Clockwork Orange’.
Winston Churchill lifted his leg and pissed in the ditch where Hitler died. Not as a gesture of contempt– we was just the Rip Torn of his day.
I’ll put a ring on it if she fingers my butt while giving me a reach around and sings My Sharona.
Another Dogtown success story.
Pffft! What kind of college kid has 15 books to balance on her head anyway…
[ponders the next use of the 'BOOKSONMYHEAD' tag]
But can she balance your beer can on her head while she gives you your after work beej?
Get that chick some Adderal for fuck’s sake.
noMo, if she can, then she is doing it way, way, way, wrong.
Yeah, but can Winston surf? I didn’t fucking think so.
Winston will be voiced by Gary Busey in his biopic.
I’m in love.
With the dog. I’d abosolutely marry it. But then I’d have to divorce my Hamster and this garden rake.
Scrap the caddy Clyde.
“Very impressive, miss, but for the role of John Coffey we were kind of looking for a giant black man. Next!”
Want your shit ruined? I met Don Frye at the last Strikeforce event in San Jose. He’s like 4’7″.
When asked for comment, Frye responded: “If I wanted to lay between two hairy legs for a half hour I would have gone to your mother’s house.”
*real Frye quote