In 1982, Paramount Pictures completed but shelved a project called White Dog, mainly because it was about a super racist dog. Says the trailer voiceover:
“The man who owned him, how did he turn he turn him into a racist dog?”
“It’s simple, really. Find a black wino who desperately needs a drink… or a black junkie who’d do anything for a fix… and then pay them, to beat that dog of yours when he was a puppy. And as the dog grew up, those methodical beatings by blacks planted that seed of fear in him, and that fear became hate, and that hate taught him to attack the color black.”
It’s too bad they shelved it like pussies, because it turns out it was actually a parable about whether racism is learned.
Director Samuel Fuller uses the film as a platform to deliver an antiracist message as it examines the question of whether racism is a treatable problem or an incurable disease. Critics praised the film’s hard line look at racism and Fuller’s use of melodrama and metaphors to present his argument, and its somewhat disheartening ending that leaves the impression that while racism is learned, it cannot be cured. Reviewers consistently questioned the film’s lack of wide release in the United States when it was completed and applauded its belated DVD release by Criterion in 2008.
Aw, poor racist dog, it’s not his fault. (how’d they get his lips to stay like that, anyway?). A dog that hates black people is still better than a cat that looks like Hitler.

-Thanks to Joe for the tip



Someone’s always trying to put down whitie : (
*overbite dances off stage
His little burning cross plush toys were adorable too.
Haha, I love you, KKKujo.
And I thought all dogs were…
*sunglasses*
Color blind
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
White Dog’s worst enemy is Black Cat.
No, not the Spider-Man character. A literal black cat.
Instead, they’ll get Clint Eastwood and Spike Lee in an ‘Old Dogs’ reboot.
In the sequel, everybody’s just kind of ok with a black dog that barks at whites all the time, but they get really mad when somebody tells the dog to shut up in a movie theater.
I actually saw this movie on cable when I was a teen. Great. Fucking. Film. Too bad America’s full of faggots and pussies, eh?
Mein Fur-rer
White Dog’s pure-bred army won’t be able to catch the mutts due to hip dysplasia
This dog is part of the Birmingham KKK-9 team.
Racist dog doesn’t like yellow labs because he thinks they’re filthy and sneaky and chocolate labs because they steal.
This movie never saw daylight because White Dog hates Jews, too.
Racist dog doesn’t appreciate your lazy chihuahua stealing his jobs.
Racist dog thinks Milo and Otis were liberal commie fags.
White Dog was overheard telling blacks and browns to “Go back where you came from”, even though he has no effing clue where Labrador is.
Howard Stern is gonna have white racist dog star in a show on Sirius called The Spaniel Carver Hour.
Racist Dog really wants to bite the Mailman.
He hates Carl Malone.
[George Carlin] Get it?! That’s a double pun! [/George Carlin]
White Dog is disgusted by dalmatians.
White Dog isn’t racist, he just hates monkeys.
White Dog barks at minorities like THIS.
If you refuse to eat Kibbles ‘n’ Bits because you don’t think the two food groups should commingle, you might be a racist dog.
Man’s Best Friend (I wasn’t talking to you, Tyrone)
White Dog is only 5/5th man’s best friend.
Whoop, sorry ’bout the dick, Stoney.
I’m just happy it drags, Donkey.
White Dog is all alone in his white dog pain.
There’s a joke in here somewhere in which the president’s first name is Bark, but damn if I can find it.
White Dog sees a black man and wants to whippet, whippet good.
White Dog just wants to be the master for once.
If it’s winos and junkies that beat White Dog, why doesn’t he hate them instead of blac…oh, I see.
White Dog is just mad because he lost White Bitch to a black man.
This makes that Baja Boys song hilarious.
non-racist dog doesn’t take kindly to social ignorance:
Non-Racist Dog: “rey, raren’t ru rhat rigger rog?”
Racist Dog: “Ruh Roh”
White Dog is just jealous because can’t make you sweat nor make you groove.
*he* can’t.
CAAAAAAAANT!
Tintin did the exact same thing with Snowy… although it paid off during ‘Tintin in the Congo’.
The owner of White Seeing Eye Dog didn’t understand why he kept having to cross the street so often.
the only way a remake will be greenlighted is if white dog is changed to a black dog, and he fights crime (hate crimes, natch) with a hilarious sidekick. i think i just wrote the next kevin james buddy flick vehicle!
In the White Animal Kingdom, White Dog is third in the hierarchy behind White Fang and Whitesnake.
*Air guitars to ‘Here I Go Again’*
Donk! You forgot about White Lion!
Also, is it just me or is Paul Winfield the most under-appreciated
black actorblacktor you know of?White Dog is definitely higher than White Lion, but that’s definitely an oversight, Erswi.
And before Fek jumps on me, White Zombie isn’t in the White Animal Kingdom, but would be at the top of the list if that were the case.
White Dogs hates that one Zeppelin song
White Dog doesn’t chase Range Rovers unless they have tinted windows and spinners
White Dog’s second favo(u)rite pastime is licking peanut butter off John Mayer’s dick.
BONG!
White Dog thinks Irish Settlers are just a bunch of no good drunks.
Apparently, changes in processed dog food is the reason why you don’t see White Dog poo.
White Dog thinks that Greyhounds should just choose a side already.
Racist Dog once told a French poodle they would be speaking German Shepherd if we hadn’t saved their ass.
Don’t get White Dog started on Michael Vick.
I guess there is a cur for racism.
They should have cast a coon hound instead.
You don’t have to go through all that to make a dog racist- just put the TV on “Good Times” and “What’s Happening Now” whenever you’re going out.
This movie is giving me some ideas as to why I hate blacks so much.