FASCISTS TRYING TO RUIN PORN
03.10.10A public health campaign in Southern California could soon change the way we masturbate.
In response to pressure from AIDS Healthcare Foundation officials, state regulators are poised to consider amending state law to require condom use in adult film production.
On Thursday, the California Division of Occupational Safety and Health standards board is scheduled to consider a petition the foundation filed in December to change state law and require condom use and other safe sex protections for adult-film workers, including increased safety training and testing for sexually transmitted diseases.
The foundation, a Los Angeles-based advocacy group, has been pressuring regulators and the porn industry to better safeguard the health of adult-film performers since an HIV outbreak among Los Angeles-based performers in 2004, Weinstein said. [LA Times]
Since I happen to know a little something about the porn industry, I know that the outbreak in question started with Darren James, who had been filming in Brazil. When he came back, he took a test (currently required for all porn actors) too soon, it came back negative, and he ended up infecting a Canadian porn star named Lara Roxx, who’d only been in the business three months. Yes, that really sucks. But perhaps I’m biased, seeing as how I like seeing condoms in my porn about as much as I like seeing condoms in my poop (too far?), but it seems like requiring condoms in all porn is kind of like killing a gnat with a bazooka, when better testing regulations would do the trick. Or maybe they should just stop filming scenes with such dirty sluts. I mean half the time it’s right there in the title, they’re practically advertising it.
A cautionary tale?


Fascists Trying to Ruin Porn
Yeah, but at least they ran train on time.
The J the I the M the M the Y, girl, would I need a body-bag?
Next thing you know they are going to institute rules to ban pregnant chicks eating shit, and farting into cakes. WHAT KIND OF A WORLD WOULD THAT BE?!?!
I hate seeing condoms in period pieces. They take away from the blood.
@Burnsy
My boss just asked what I was laughing at. Good Job sir!
Yeah, but can they still smoke afterwards?
Aids, Shmaids. Romance has always been a life or death proposition around here.
They can stop me from enjoying my porn, but they cant stop me from running down the freeway naked yelling, “The power of cock compels you!”
*grabs lube*
*grabs Kleenexes*
*pops in copy of Double Wide Tranny Truckers 2*
Fuck it. If my boss asks, I’m going to lunch.
@ Donkey Hodey
Sure, if they create enough friction.
Well in my opinion this bill has no shot. Also, it won’t get voted into law.
What do we have here?
It’s the Goatse man. He died after contracting AIDS from an outbreak centered in the porn industry. Condom use could have saved him.
*puts on sunglasses*
Well, that’s a stretch.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
A public health campaign in Southern California could soon change the way we masturbate.
I’ve been wondering what all those plastic “Try Lefty, Loser” propaganda signs were all about.
In a related story, sales figures for external hard drives and broadband modems saw a sharp increase today.
well I guess the terrorists have won
welcome to Obamas america sheeple
Either way, those porn chicks are fucked.
Condoms now? Looks like I’ll have to get off on something more pedestrian, like Jenna Haze 69′ing Belladonna in a pool of axle grease.
What is this, the Victorian Era?
Change the way I masturbate?
*puts away boxing glove filled with vaseline*
So they want me to wear a condom when I beat-off to porn?
I’m dyslexic. For a minute I thought they were coming out with a new design for the Australian turkey sensation, Bastermate!
Aids is a terrible thing to allow spread in this vibrant and wonderful community.
*Sorts through drive folders for snuff films*
Well, you know what they say:
You can take the unprotected penis out of the porn actress, but then you put it back in. Then you take it back out. Then, you put it back in. Then, you blow your load all over her tits.
vince, that was the best history lesson.. ever.
btw, wont be long until PETA joins the petitions to make sure beastiality pornstars use condoms as well: “the abandoned centaur babies born with AIDS need a voice!”
I suppose then all stunt men in films will have to wear helmets regardless of context. Just imagine your favourite action hero in an iconic film, except he/she’s wearing a helmet because sometimes stunt performers get hurt and their safety needs to be considered. Not withstanding porn industry has pretty tight self regulation when it comes to STD prevention, the 2004 incident was essentially isolated, seeing how they can’t cite an example more recent than half a decade ago.