The folks behind the release of Birdemic: Shock and Terror were kind enough to provide us with this exclusive clip of Birdemic director James Nguyen’s appearance on a Bay Area public access show. It’s a little slower than our normal guy-getting-hit-in-the-crotch-with-fish videos, but mother of God, it’s like a Tim & Eric sketch come to life. Nguyen’s awkwardness and Bonnie Steiger’s I’m-talking-to-a-two-year-old-right-now style are a match made in heavan. Some of the highlights:
(2:10) Bonnie Steiger: You call yourself a romantic thriller filmmaker.
James Nguyen: Birdemic is very much a romantic thriller. The first 30 minutes is very romantic, there’s a lot of foreshadowing, a lot of of what’s yet to come. Very foreboding.(3:07) James Nguyen: The American Humane Society contact me after they watch the trailer, and they asked me, ‘Were there any birds harmed during production in any way?” And I told them, that even though the dark bird looked pretty real, they were all digital character.
Bonnie Steiger: But that’s almost a compliment to your filmmaking skill for them to even ask you that.(3:47) James Nguyen: What Birdemic has is a great storyline: there’s two questions, okay? One, why did the dark birds attack? And second, will the two protagonists, will they live or die?
It’s important to keep in mind that they’re still talking about Birdemic, and that by “foreshadowing” he must mean “really long shots of nothing in particular where nothing much happens.” And that by ” look pretty real,” he meant this. Chodin famously got to review the movie when it came to L.A., and if you live in the NYC area, you’re in luck, because there’s a midnight showing this Friday at the IFC Center and tickets are still available. If you’re anything like me, you don’t want to miss the movie that Chodin called, “Like taking an egg yolk sh*t in a pair of scuba goggles and then wearing it around for an hour and a half.”




Nguyen was also heard telling several shady looking urban teens to “You go now! You buy someting or reave! Dis not nightclub whare you get jiggy wit it!”
it’s funny because he’s asian
That hack had no idea what he was Nguyen.
I was just lamenting our failure in Vietnam in the last thread and now there’s this. The Vietnam war was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
His next movie is a Western called “A Fistful of Dong.”
It’s their currency, you see:
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Birffday dog hates this guy.
Mr. Nguyen, dont you think a drunken monkey could make a better film?
No! dey racka dishaprin!
No birds were harmed, huh? Well I just strained the fuck out of my middle finger, so there.
It’s funny that he thinks his movie only raises two questions. Because I seem to have many more.
OK, don’t be afraid. Everything’s OK, don’t be afraid…
Repressed memory is a bitch, I think it might’ve been Bonnie Steiger that took my virginity. Is she Chodin ? Just tell me she’s not Chodin.
Heavan is the theme for Rooster’s next mural-mobile.
Bonnie Steiger: You call yourself a romantic thriller filmmaker.
She thinks he’s the guy who put all those Filipino prisoners to work choreographing that YouTube video where they dance to Michael Jackson.
For the love of God will someone please go to his production website and check out his movies “In Development” to include Birdemic: Resurrection.
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(sorry)
So is this movie really a fail? Or is it a Nguyen.
*loves the smell of corner in the afternoon*
for all interested in the woman in this public access clip, watch this… she’s so insane hahah!
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Wait, so the guy’s name is James?
Hahahaha, crazy fucking Vietnamese. What kind of stupid name is “James”?
I thought Birdemic was about all the Vietnamese birds opening up cheap nail salons in every strip mall.
Good thing Nixon is dead or he would have bombed the fuck out of this guy.
This guy hates all the paparazzi from DMZ pestering him all the time.
Little do we know that dude to his epic coke habit all the profits he made from this movie are already [sigh]gone.
Clint Eastwood wants this yammering gook off of his TV.
I almost ran this asshole over on McFadden Ave in Slanta Ana last weekend, but he jump out of the way just in the nip of time.
Modeling aerial shots after Operation Rolling Thunder that doesn’t quite bring about the terror in the Americans as it did in the VC test audience. Oh well, can’t Nguyen them all.
Ugh…ignore that “that”
*Agent Oranges neighbor’s shrubs in frustration*
In Vietnam, H.G. Wells is pronounced “James Nguyen”.
[watches video]
I GOTTA FIND BUBBA!!
[runs directly into wall and falls down]
“Der game iss changed.” – Tommy Wiseau reviews Birdemic