
Party Dog still wants to know where the bitches at
I haven’t seen Hot Tub Time Machine yet (or as I like to call it, “Hot Tub Time Machine: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire”). But especially after reading AO Scott’s review in the New York Times, I almost wish I didn’t have to put it off for another day to see Birdemic.
The undercurrent of misogyny and homophobic panic that courses through most arrested-development, guy-centric comedies these days is certainly present here. But unlike, say, “The Hangover,” which sweetens and sentimentalizes its man-child characters — allowing them to run wild and then run home to Mommy — “Hot Tub Time Machine” is honest in its coarseness and pretty tough on the fellows who are the agents and objects of its satire.
The cultural detritus piled up everywhere, to be recycled, cherished, mocked and travestied, provides small — but nonetheless real — compensation for the spiritual deficits of modern life. Is it crazy to write that sentence in a review of “Hot Tub Time Machine”? Not really: the movie itself proves the point. [NY Time]
The use of five-dollar words, the scribe’s given name needlessly done up in pretentious initials — not to mention the elaborate sentence construction — is it crazy to enjoy such things when one’s profession involves posting trailers to Jerry Bruckheimer movies accompanied by *fart*? Perhaps. But when it’s for a review of Hot Tub Time Machine, it’s pretty awesome.



And yet, still miles above the garbage that Variety passes off as journalism.
So did he like it?
I JUST GOT HOME FROM HOT TUB TIME MACHINE. TO SAY IT IS A FEEL GOOD THRILL RIDE IS TO COMPARE IT TO LESSER MOVIES. IT IS HOT TUB TIME MACHINE. AND IT IS GOOD. ALL CAPS DAY WOOOOO!
That’s exactly what my girlfriend sounds like in bed. Wierd.
Looks like Gary Busey got a new job at the NY Times.
Want another quad shot mocha Beeks?
Looks like
Gary BuseyTrey Parker got a new job at the NY Times.* vomits *
FIXED.
It looks like someone pissed in the hot tube there.
Travestied = a literary or artistic burlesque of a serious work or subject, characterized by grotesque or ludicrous incongruity of style, treatment, or subject matter.
Fuck you AholeO Scott. The fucking movie is called Hot Tub Time Machine.
I’m excited that I’m going to see this right after work, I’m just fustrated I have to see it with annoying people in the theater. No worries, I’m packing my meat thermometer.
I’m packing my meat thermometer.
Need help?
Ironically, it was announced today that “At the Movies”, the show that AO Scott co-hosts, has been canceled.
[www.nytimes.com]
No, Jirish. It’s rectal.
All things considered, I’d rather lose a Ken doll up my ass than see this turd.
I’ve been eagerly awaiting this movie for months and am sure I will enjoy it in all it’s idiotic glory.
ThePirateShipRevenge, we knew that….yesterday. But, in your defense, we all have Hot Tub Time Machines.
what do you think, Racist Dog?
ROOF! ELITIST! ROOF! [licks balls]
The Times continues to have its finger on the pulse of contempo – oh, damn, their last reader died. Well played, Mr. Scott.
I’d prefer Hot Carl Time Machine.
Jonny Carson: …and that’s what the Scottish think about frogs.
Ed McMahon: AAAAAOOOOOO! SCOTTS!!
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I miss typed Scattish first and LOL’d.
Hot Tub Threshing Machine for me.
View up!
Like anybody’s even here.