Our friends at Screenjunkies just sent over this adorable video of what’s supposedly an elementary school production of Scarface. Between the way they use a mound of popcorn to stand in for cocaine, say “motherfudger”, and use stick-figure drawings to represent Tony Montana’s security cameras, it’s all pretty cute. But get real, people, no way this is real. It’s too clever, the “amateur” camera work is too good, and the whole idea is just a little too Rushmore to be believable. Nonetheless, pretty well done. Enjoy it for a day or two before we find out what it’s selling.
“First ju get da money, den ju getta power. Den ju get da women, den you getta cooties.”
[give it a Digg if you enjoy it]
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Aw, how cute! Now kid rappers will have something to airbrush onto the side of their Power Wheels.
“I kill a bully for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.”
“Don’t get high on your glue supply.”
The Playground Is Yours
“Say goodnight to da bad guy, after my bedtime story”
“Where’d you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Playin’ on the Jungle Gym?”
The little fat boy is already hooked.
Say hallo to my little Friend! his name is billy. we like to climb trees togetter.
is it just me or is the kid playing scarface the mexican version of the kid from “Up”?
Well, it’s a lot better than the retirement home production of Mulholland Drive. Ugh.
“Who put this playpen together? My Mom, that’s who!”
Chi Chi, get the yoyo.
*shakes fist at reensto*
Just when I was going to make a “say hello to my imaginary friend joke..hrrrmfff
30 second commercial followed a painfully unfunny video. Now let’s see if we can make a funny comment about it.
Is this what this once great site is becoming?
“Another Bazooka Joe, and she’ll be mine again.”
Joo know what a hosa is, Frank?
Me neither, I’ll ask my mommy.
“that’s ’cause you got your head up your C-U-double hockey sticks-O”
That girl would be a better actress if she showed her tits.
Is this a viral marketing campaign for a landscaping company?
This town is one giant pussy just waiting to get fucked.
/I went to a tough elementary school.
Is this it, mang? Is this what it’s all about? Eating, drinking, readin’, writin’, rithmatic? Den what?
I’m not gonna give you an Indian burn Frank, Manolo, purple nurple dis piece of chit
“You’re fudging with the best!” is what I tell my gay lovers.
All I have in this world is my Click-clacks and my word and I don’t break them for no one.