Runaways-Polanski
(“SEE GIRLS? THEY DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR BAD REPUTATION.”)

After the jump I’ve got the newest trailer for The Runaways, starring 16-year-old Dakota Fanning and 19-year-old Kristen Stewart as the leaders of the seminal girl-rock group.  It follows Cherie Currie and Joan Jett as they eschew small-town conformity in favor of being hard-ass bitches.  Critics are already calling it Whip It without roller skates.  It’s also chock full of sexiness, like Dakota Fanning seductively sucking her straw, KStew telling her “this ain’t baby shampoo”, and shooting a squirt gun down her throat.  It’s like they’re trying really hard to convince us Dakota Fanning swallows.

And then at the end, a wet, ripe cherry explodes everywhere.  Stephenie Meyers wept.