CZECH THIS OUT, IT’S PRETTY COOL
03.19.10This is a kid’s film from the Czech Republic called Kuky Returns. It’s shot in a sort of neat-looking style that combines stylish traditional, live-action cinematography with stop motion. It’s all in Czech, but here’s a poorly translated synopsis from Twitch:
Kuky Returns is the story of a boy six Ondra, who suffers from asthma, and so on “health reasons” must be off his favorite toy – a pink bear kuky. When mom Kukyho throw in the trash, it will work Ondrová fantasy in which experienced Kukyho adventure in an unknown natural world. It’s really just a dream a little boy or kuky actually went to the biggest adventure of his plush life.
The way they put quotes around “health reasons” after asthma makes me imagine a gruff Slav woman yelling at her child for having an asthma attack. “Look at him. He say he ‘wheezink’ again, ‘can’t breathe.’ I sink maybe he just no like plow.”
Anyway, pretty cool looking. There’s another short teaser below. And I hope it ends like all the other Czech movies I’ve seen, because I like seeing busty women get ejaculated on.

See? I told you other people smoke their fags that way!
Interesting fact: All Czech twitterers have verified accounts.
So it’s The Velveteen Rabbit with funny accents. Fuck it, I’m in.
Help wanted ad:
Need Czech to english translator. Must have down syndrome
It’s good to see Amanda Seyfried getting so much work.
Reminds me of the new Cirque du Solei piece, Czechs and Balances.
More like the Velveteen Rabbit on acid.
This is like the Czech version of Fraggle Rock, except the whole fucking thing is the trash heap.
My favorite stripper is named Velvet Teen.
My favorite porn star is named Velvet Pre-teen.
God these Kia Sorrento commercials are getting weird.
you should probably Czech your spelling on that post title. oh wait, I guess you did
Jew up!
my favourite john hughes xxx movie is pre teen in pink
A kooky ho with experience? Czech, please!