What’s up, Suck Monkeys. Corey Feldman went on Larry King last night, and though it may have looked like he was there to audition for the lead in a lesbian remake of Cry Baby, the truth is much, much stupider.
If you managed to catch Corey Feldman on Larry King last night, you heard Feldman announce the news that at the time of Corey Haim’s death, the two friends were working on a follow-up to the 1988 teen comedy License to Drive. According to Feldman, they had just met up about the sequel, License to Fly, and planned on turning it into a possible trilogy with a third film called License to Dive. [Cinematical]
Get out of my dreams. Get into my… boat. Did anyone else just get a mental picture of Corey Haim pulling up to the curb in a convertible with a diving helmet on? Just me then? Fine. But yes, it’s a real tragedy that these movies will never get made.
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Haim was just preparing for his role in License to Fly by getting high. It’s called method acting, duh.
Aaaand, then he took a dive…
Coming soon on the terrorist watch list: Corey Feldman.
You can get a license to dive after one weekend with Rosie O’Donnell.
*Whackety schmackety DYKE!*
Haim got his license to fly, bought a balloon and flew up to the heavens.
my Licence To Drive comment from yesterday came TRUE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH!!!!!!!
Brett Ratner to direct!
He had a license to pill.
Cry Baby there needs to back the fuck away from the Fry Daddy.
GRRRR he’s husky
They could have done a lot if Haim hadn’t gotten his License to Die.
They’re not scrapping the project, just rewriting the script. In this one, Feldman’s taking Haim to his funeral, but things keep going wrong and they end up taking multiple trips.
License to Drive 2: Re-Hearse
My favorite part of License to Drive is being able to masturbate to Heather Graham and still be a pedophile.
The large budget for the sequel now has the female leads name as Prius.
Also, never compare Feldman to Depp in my presence again. I’ll strangle you with that…whatever the fuck that is. Is that a bang or some sort of tentacle?
Tampon string.
I find it a little unsettling that Vance was so easily able to link Feldman’s look with “Cry Baby”. I haven’t even seen that, and I’m a chick (or so some have rumoured).
Don’t worry though, you have many other unsettling qualities to distract me from this.
lady hats? are we talking about Mantini’s vast collection of lady hats?
They could still turn it into a mix-up buddy comedy.
Haim flies coach, Feldman flies cargo, hilarity ensues.
Damn you, Jack! I was hoping that joke wouldn’t have been had yet.
I like how Feldman has a bit of hair that curls over and around the part that hangs down. It’s almost like his own hair is calling him a fuckhead.
That trailer looks disturbingly like a Lindsay Lohan biopic
This is such a terrible tragedy.
WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE TAKEN BOTH COREYS, GOD?
License to Suppress Corey’s Respiratory Drive starring Corey Haim and introducing Opiate Pain Killers!
This would be just like ‘License to Wed’, except Haim is more life-like than Mandy Moore.
Anyone else see Haim’s dad in the trailer and think, “Hey there’s the dad from Mr. Boogedy who then slit his wrists in part 1 of IT”? No? I had a delightful childhood.
Bird up.
I love Heather Graham’s casual teenage smoking at the 2:07 mark. Joe Camel, I miss you.
Weekend at Haimie’s
I guess this one would be a documentary
I clicked that “suck monkey” link and looked at the date. I forgot what year we’re in, so for a few seconds I though I could see into the future.
Out of respect for Corey I have taken down all of my hunky Rob Lowe posters.