YesMenFixWorld

This week’s Comments of the Week winner will receive a copy of The Yes Men Fix the World, which hits stores on Wednesday April 1st.

Called “A Business Week version of Punk’d” by Time Out New York, the DVD is loaded with rib-tickling deleted scenes, as well as two entire short films, including the Yes Men’s legendary debut film, “The Horribly Stupid Stunt Which Has Led To His Untimely Death.”

I figured you guys would like this, since I know how much you like to have your ribs tickled. …From the inside.  Heyo.  Anyway, onto the winners.  I think you’ll agree that Oski’s winning comment was particularly inspired.  From the Marmaduke trailer co-starring George Lopez as a cat:

Oski says: George Lopez the Cat Standup:

*Low Rider by War plays*

MEOW-ORALE! Meow-wassup! Thank you!

You know you successful when you can get Mexicats on their hindlegs, ching-meow! Mexicats don’t stand on 2 legs for nothing. Shoot *lazy mex voice*”mira, my back paws are a-strain-ed.” You ever notice mexicats always pronounce the “ed”? What happened to Paco’s litter box? *lazy mex voice* “mira, he back-ed up into the wachine machine after too much cat nip.”

One thing about having my own show on ABC and being in movies like Marmaduke is I have more Whitecat fans. Their kittens love me…*overly white voice* “These are my kittens Dakota and Chad….” you ever notice the kinds of names Whitecats give their kittens? “Dakota y Chad..que es eso?” You see how they punish their kittens? “Dakota, I will not! I will not tolerate this behavior! I will count to 10 and then I will send you to your bed.” Shiiiit, Mexicats don’t mess around. My grandma would scratch the sh*t out of me. Grandma, please don’t scratch me! “You didn’t learn the last time I escratch-ed you, so I’m going to keep escratching you til you do.”

Imagining a famous person as an animal comedian gets me every time.  Anyway, send me your address Osky.  And now for the honorable mentions.

[from Nia Vardalos prevents a suicide]

ZeroCarisma says:
An older man visits a cemetery in Greece
*scene flashes back some 60 years to a spring day in Cassleberry, FL*
Nia Vardalos tells an 18 year old boy, after saving him, to “earn this.”
*scene flashes forward 60 years to the cemetery in Greece. Tombstone reads “N. Vardalos”
*
The old man puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger.
*Fin*

[from Serbian Machete Sex]

Pauly Dangerously says: After I chop up my sexual partner with a machete, I like to tell them “You just got Serb’d!”.

ChrisEvans-CaptainAmerica[from Chris Evans and Captain America Make it Official]

Charteh Cutestory: Chris Evans calls that pose “washbored abs”

Mark It Zero: Chris Evans has a “Meh” trail.

[from the French Indiana Jones fights Pterodactyls]

Donkey Hodey says: French Indiana Jones actually prefers to be called The Seven Years Jones in Europe.

HoHosWeKnows says: Are you sure this chick is French? They show her bathing.

WesAnderson-FantasticFoxSet[from Featurette From Fantastic Mr. Fox -- I'd say this comment was a close second]

SilverScreenStoner says:
Wes Anderson pic: “Do you know precisely how incompetent you are? I could have quite literally done a better job viewing through binoculars from atop my estate in Versailles. Now fetch me some tea, peasant. My cardigan has been ruffled from your ineptitude.”

[From The Last Airbender trailer]

CROOOOW! says:
This is my Airbender impression
*lifts one cheek*
PPFFFFTTTTTT

[From Russell Crowe's Robin Hood vs. the Earl of Sandwich]

Crooow! says:  AT MY SIGNAL, FIRE UP THE GRILL.

[and finally, from At The Movies Gets Canceled]

Crapbasket says: Wrong move At the Movies people, they should have tossed Ebert back onto the set, him and his robot voice, tongue wagging around, drool flying, green screen his ass and have films of different roller coasters and mosh pits in the background, klezmer music rocking the soundtrack, sucking down Ensure and Newcastle shakes, every now and then just going chimpanzee style violent on some guess host… fucking metal.

Well done again, everyone.  As always, nominate for next week’s prize by copy and pasting in the comments below (I’ll be pasting my favorites as well).