This week’s Comments of the Week winner will receive a copy of The Yes Men Fix the World, which hits stores on Wednesday April 1st.
Called “A Business Week version of Punk’d” by Time Out New York, the DVD is loaded with rib-tickling deleted scenes, as well as two entire short films, including the Yes Men’s legendary debut film, “The Horribly Stupid Stunt Which Has Led To His Untimely Death.”
I figured you guys would like this, since I know how much you like to have your ribs tickled. …From the inside. Heyo. Anyway, onto the winners. I think you’ll agree that Oski’s winning comment was particularly inspired. From the Marmaduke trailer co-starring George Lopez as a cat:
Oski says: George Lopez the Cat Standup:
*Low Rider by War plays*
MEOW-ORALE! Meow-wassup! Thank you!
You know you successful when you can get Mexicats on their hindlegs, ching-meow! Mexicats don’t stand on 2 legs for nothing. Shoot *lazy mex voice*”mira, my back paws are a-strain-ed.” You ever notice mexicats always pronounce the “ed”? What happened to Paco’s litter box? *lazy mex voice* “mira, he back-ed up into the wachine machine after too much cat nip.”
One thing about having my own show on ABC and being in movies like Marmaduke is I have more Whitecat fans. Their kittens love me…*overly white voice* “These are my kittens Dakota and Chad….” you ever notice the kinds of names Whitecats give their kittens? “Dakota y Chad..que es eso?” You see how they punish their kittens? “Dakota, I will not! I will not tolerate this behavior! I will count to 10 and then I will send you to your bed.” Shiiiit, Mexicats don’t mess around. My grandma would scratch the sh*t out of me. Grandma, please don’t scratch me! “You didn’t learn the last time I escratch-ed you, so I’m going to keep escratching you til you do.”
Imagining a famous person as an animal comedian gets me every time. Anyway, send me your address Osky. And now for the honorable mentions.
[from Nia Vardalos prevents a suicide]
ZeroCarisma says: An older man visits a cemetery in Greece
*scene flashes back some 60 years to a spring day in Cassleberry, FL*
Nia Vardalos tells an 18 year old boy, after saving him, to “earn this.”
*scene flashes forward 60 years to the cemetery in Greece. Tombstone reads “N. Vardalos”
* The old man puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger.
*Fin*
[from Serbian Machete Sex]
Pauly Dangerously says: After I chop up my sexual partner with a machete, I like to tell them “You just got Serb’d!”.
[from Chris Evans and Captain America Make it Official]
Charteh Cutestory: Chris Evans calls that pose “washbored abs”
Mark It Zero: Chris Evans has a “Meh” trail.
[from the French Indiana Jones fights Pterodactyls]
Donkey Hodey says: French Indiana Jones actually prefers to be called The Seven Years Jones in Europe.
HoHosWeKnows says: Are you sure this chick is French? They show her bathing.
[from Featurette From Fantastic Mr. Fox -- I'd say this comment was a close second]
SilverScreenStoner says:
Wes Anderson pic: “Do you know precisely how incompetent you are? I could have quite literally done a better job viewing through binoculars from atop my estate in Versailles. Now fetch me some tea, peasant. My cardigan has been ruffled from your ineptitude.”
[From The Last Airbender trailer]
CROOOOW! says:
This is my Airbender impression
*lifts one cheek*
PPFFFFTTTTTT
[From Russell Crowe's Robin Hood vs. the Earl of Sandwich]
Crooow! says: AT MY SIGNAL, FIRE UP THE GRILL.
[and finally, from At The Movies Gets Canceled]
Crapbasket says: Wrong move At the Movies people, they should have tossed Ebert back onto the set, him and his robot voice, tongue wagging around, drool flying, green screen his ass and have films of different roller coasters and mosh pits in the background, klezmer music rocking the soundtrack, sucking down Ensure and Newcastle shakes, every now and then just going chimpanzee style violent on some guess host… fucking metal.
Well done again, everyone. As always, nominate for next week’s prize by copy and pasting in the comments below (I’ll be pasting my favorites as well).


I don’t think making everything on the site bigger is gonna satisfy Des. Just saying.
This is nothing more than Vince’s continued jihad against movie reviews. Corporate sell out!
I would walk 500 miles just to not have to see that movie.
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Fek’lhr says:
The Mighty Feklahr let the clowns out.
He prefers moving targets.
[filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
Thank you Michelle for making one of my favorite jokes in the world:
” March 29th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Michelle07 says:
“You’ll notice there are no axe wounds.”
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Stone Soup says:
I had to break out my FleshLantern for this one.
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Jacktion! Damn, they stole the title of my script about a dystopian future where all mothers are forced to live in ghettos.
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Chelle0:
That really just made me want to fill up my #1 MOM mug with more wine.
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Chareth Cutestory says:
It also had vampire baseball? Let me guess, Pattinson plays catcher.
&
Pattinson would charge the mound, but he’s allergic to it.
M. Twinight:
Second Chareth’s mound.
Also Chino:
Do vampire baseball players turn into bats when it’s their turn to hit?
second Chino’s bats.
[filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
Shop 101 can not only teach you the finer points of dovetail joints and small engine mechanics, but also that less is more-
James Nguyen looks so… pleased.
blink twice if that’s a hostage situation
Dammitt, J beat me to it. Seconding Shop’s Chris Sabian impression.
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Shop 101 says:
Sort of a Bourne thing, only with the mentally ill. For the mentally ill ? I don’t know if I hear voices, taste shit or smell money.
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Fek
If only this movie were a girl baby in China…
Chino in the same:
This movie is rated XYY.
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ChinoMoreno says:
I hope they shoot this in shaky cam.
*slow clap*
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Jacktion! says:
Teen Wolf + Big Momma’s House = Mo’nique
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Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:
You’d have a hangover too if you drank a….KEG. OF. BEER.
Whoa, second Pauly’s keg.
Dor sho gha! That wasn’t a reach around for Chino, He swears…He doesn’t even know HOW to give a girl a reach around…OR DOES HE???
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HoHos
Regular jury; hung defendant
More HoHos Weiner jokes
HoHosWeKnows says:
@noMo–there’s nothing hard about a floppy weiner. Except maybe finding a floppy weiner drive that will run it.
Luchador, [filmdrunk.uproxx.com], I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard:
What part of the video did they spend the $300 on? Haircuts?
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Pauly Dangerously: This movie made my balls drop….into my socks.
Michelle 07 It’s a good thing we aren’t in the same room or my Miley Cyrus imitation would drive you all wild.
*sucks saliva over teeth, mouth agape, starts singing about turtle coons*
There’s sweet,
That guy takes his shirt off at some point in the movie or I stop writing my initials next to his and drawing hearts around them.
Jirish in [filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
And there’s sweeeeeet…
Girls *DO* poop. Or else I wouldn’t have this snazzy bowtie!
Pauly, Viggo’s Penis.
Was yesterday that unfunny? Damn.
Bruce Willis Live Free Drink Hard post–Crapbasket brings the weird with this shartwarming story of redemption [note--I think, and pray, that "sharted himself" is redundant]:
I got drunk with Bruce once. He sharted himself at a urinal, and we laughed and laughed. He got savage pissed when I told him he had to cab it home cuz there was no fucking way I was letting somebody with breifs full of shit get in my car and I didn’t give a fuck if he was Bruce Willis. Last time I saw him he was ripping potted plants out of a caffe flower bed screaming that “Tallulahbelle was his sliegh” and “Fuck Zed anyways.” Regardless, we havn’t been clubbin since, I don’t need that shit in my life.
Crappy noms, fortified with your daily allowance of typos and misspellings!
[sigh]
Really, a salted nut roll ?
You can finger Doug for 3 Musketeers all you want. He’s just going to end up giving you a Salted Nut Roll.
JLD in [filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
Suspiciously absent from the noms is Vince’s nom of something I said that really on he found funny.
I’M SORRY, VINCE, I’LL NEVER POST NEWS AGAIN. JUST TAKE ME BACK AND I’LL MAKE ALL THE LUCAS/CROWE FAT JOKES YOU WANT.
*only he found funny.
SHUT UP, I TOOK A 7 HOUR EXAM TODAY.
*whimper*