Christoph Waltz filmed a bit for Jimmy Kimmel live the other night, an old BBC piece on one of his earlier works, “Der Humpink.” It begins with a parody of the Trolololo guy, which was nice, but even through my own chuckling, I was thinking to myself, “Wait a second, wasn’t I promised humpink?” Then, just as the thought crossed my mind, BOOM! There’s the humpink. I want “the humpink was not a metaphor” on my tombstone. Also, I made this sweet-ass gif:
Nice, huh? Now, granted, I don’t know much about Austria. But this is more or less how I envision everything on Austrian TV that isn’t scheisse porn.
-Thanks to Jeff for the tip.
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He’s like the reverse Roberto Benigni. I bet before he dropped the cyanide canisters on Jews and gypsies at Auschwitz, he would make a mouth fart and say “oops! Gas!”
Yeah, everybody loved that.
I did a very similar trick at my grandparents house last weekend….
“Hey Grandma, check this out!”
*helicopters dick*
“Ta da!”
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this is neither here nor there, but 2 more scotches and im ordering this CH doll and giving it the worst 2 and a half minutes of its life…bidetwise
If Christoph Waltz really wanted to he could probably become the most prolific pedophile of all time
Okay, that just made my morning.
Christoph Waltz, you are a delight.
it would’ve been 10 times more awesome if he kept his nazi uniform on
Nice, huh? Now, granted, I don’t know much about Austria. But this is more or less how I envision everything on Austrian TV that isn’t scheisse porn.
Everything on Austrian TV is scheisse porn. Your argument is invalid.
I want that gif to be the last thing I see before I die. From humpink.
He loves lamp.
Haha, it’s funny because it’s an Anchorman reference! Those are always funny, right?
… Right?
Does he seem like the Austrian Mr. Rogers to anybody else? Like, he’s friendly and has a puppet kingdom hidden somewhere in his house and is incredibly friendly with the mailman, but definitely has a nazi uniform in his closet.
So did Mr. Rogers DH.
I remember when I learned how to do this long ago in the Black Forrests of Germany. Yes I do believe it is the ancient homosexual deuchebag mating ritual. Oh, those were some interesting times. Cocaine and gayness… yes.
This explains why I’m covered in red bows.
New up with extra whistle dicks
you know those people who motion their arms at the ballgame parking lot to show you where to go? This motion is what the Nazis would do to guide the jews towards the ovens.
ouch, my soul hurts now
I had an idea for a film just like this, only mine wasn’t set to music. Legal action is still pending. Class action lawsuit, so I feel like I really brought some people together.