(Johnny Depp with Gomez and Morticia)
UPDATE 3-19: MTV spoke with Burton’s people, who said, “There is no truth to the story. Tim has not lined up any of his upcoming projects.” So they deny it’s a done deal, but the second sentence seems to say it’s still a possibility.
In a move that I’d wonder why happened yet if it hadn’t already happened twice in the 90s, Hollywood is making an Addams Family movie. Tim Burton will direct, because he’s already basically made like four Addams Family movies.
[From Deadline] Tim Burton will direct a 3D, stop-motion animated film based on Charles Addams’ original ghoulish cartoon drawings of The Addams Family. Illumination Entertainment, Universal’s family film unit, has acquired the underlying rights of the Addams drawings, once a staple of The New Yorker magazine.
Other than being inspired by the same source material, the animated feature is unrelated to previous incarnations of Addams’ work, the 60s TV series, the two `90s feature film comedies that Barry Sonnenfeld directed with Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston, or the Broadway musical opening this spring with Nathan Lane and Bebe Neuwirth in the starring roles.
See? Based on the New Yorker cartoon; totally unrelated to all those film-remakes of old TV shows and definitely not a blatant attempt to cash in. I confess that I didn’t even know that the original Addams Family was based on a New Yorker cartoon, but that’s probably because none of the characters was a dog sitting on a psychiatrist’s couch.

If Christina Ricci doesn´t play Morticia I´ll eat my poop stained boxers
This actually has a chance to not suck, especially since so many of Burtons stop-motion characters from previous features owe a huge debt to the Addams family cartoons.
FUCK TIM BURTON
Honestly, The Addams Family TV show had about as much to do with the original cartoons as Gilligan’s Island did with Robinson Crusoe.
Shia Lebeouf auditioned for the part of Thing, but didn’t quite have what it took.
In a related story, MC Hammer sleeps under issues of The New Yorker to keep warm.
If John Tesh isn’t cast as Lurch, Hollywood is truly run by retards.
No matter what, this will be less creepy than Robert Zemekis’ stop-motion abortions
*motion-capture*
I prefer to wear the suit from Tim Burton’s Batman when I choke myself and jerk off.
Lisa Marie was quoted as saying “Fuck you”
In other news, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton have matching shades in this photo. Why doesn’t Helena just give up and tell the two of them just to have insane sex already. Cause if I was her I would…Wait what…
I’m so glad there was Tim Burton news today instead of Joel Schumacher news. Saying I wore his Batman suit would’ve been embarrassing.
Is that why it was made out of latex rubber?
I’ve seen his movies. I’m kind of shocked his glasses are tinted blue instead of rose colored.
“…family film unit..” Whenever I tell that to my family it usually involves crying and then the police.
Notice: If Timmy goes to the concept’s roots, only to puss out and water it down into utter mediocrity like he did with Alice to make it more family friendly, he will fall to complete asshole status for me :(
i hope johnny depp dances at the end
Yes, but IS DANNY ELFMAN AVAILABLE TO DO THE MUSIC? Dare we dream?
P.S. Helena BC needed to get a spray tan before her “Twilight” audition.
If they call it 3Ddams Family I will punch a nun in the cunt.
They can cast Helena as Cousin It the hair just needs to be let down.
they lost me at “they’re altogether Ooky”