In today’s episode of Who’s More Embarrassed, we pit Brendan Fraser, in the poster for his latest wacky family comedy, Furry Vengeance; vs. Nic Cage, in New York this week to do reshoots on Sorcerer’s Apprentice, 
and have lunch with his best friends, Silly Wig and Pointy Shoes.
It’s a tough one, but I’m gonna have to go with Brendan Fraser. Although this poster may actually be the least embarrassing picture from this movie so far (see below), there’s still that title, “Furry Vengeance.” It’s supposed to be a family movie, but it’s really one entendre away from being called Juggalo Sex Boat. Plus, I’ve gotta think Nic Cage mostly lacks the capacity for embarrassment by now. I could easily imagine him in costume with a silly wig and trench coat made of chain mail, with a big pink dildo bolted to his enormous forehead, and still just walking right into the McDonald’s next store and telling the clerk, “Hi, I’m Nicolas Cage and I’d like a cola.”
Anyway, if Brendan Fraser’s going to be embarrassed about anything, it should be this:
(more Sorcerer’s Apprentice pictures at Collider, Furry Vengeance poster via IMPA)
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I vote Nick Cage is more embarrassed. That’s just par for the course for Frasier.
That skunk is a whore.
Brendan Fraser is two more paychecks away from paying off his tuition from the Charles Grodin Academy.
That question isn’t fair because Nic Cage is behind Brendan Frasier wearing a bear suit.
And boom goes the dynamite. Nicely done, Jacktion!
Oooh, so close, you guys. The answer is Marisa Tomei.
Mo’Nique is sooooojealous of Brendan Fraser right now…
So… Brendan Frasier is doing Seltzer/Friedberg movies now?
I’d say Jack! and Jir! would be most embarrassed now, after I point out their misspelling of ‘Fraser’.
/Grammer Nazi.
There’s a nutshot in that movie or I eat Chareth’s hat.
I saw this post and thought you already made fun of this poster, then I remembered I actually saw it in the movie theater and tried to make all the jokes about it I thought you would.
If you meant to spell that “grammer” and not “grammar” i’ll allow it, otherwise I’m flying to Australia to laugh at you.
(get it? “Grammer” Nazi, because ‘Frasier’ was played b-BANG!
Grammar Nazi? That’s spelling, not grammar.
And it’s i before e, Spazmodiec.
It’s pretty outrageous to assume that either of them are embarrassed.
I saw a movie with Jake Gyllenhal about the Spazmodiac Killer
I saw a movie with Jake Gyllenhal about the Spazmodiac Killer
Oh damn, well played, but yea, I didn’t care enough to spell it correctly or scroll up. I’m ambitious like that.
True story: My first date was a 8pm showing of Encino Man.
It’s Fraser’s fault I only got a handy.
I went to a movie with Jake Gyllenhal about the Spazmodiac Killer.
rethCut, after you spurted, did she weez the ju-uice?
Oh, no, sorry. She left half-way through. The handy I got was just from some weird dude.
I’m not weird, I’m “eccentric.”
It was Al Pacino, wasn’t it Chareth?
Kelsey Grammer. It’s okay,. Spaz.
First time I fingered a girl was watching Dirty Dancing, I don’t if that means anything.
Don’t mention furries! Now I have a boner! Where’s that cat I painted blue?
*gets the yiff stick ready*
First time I fingered a girl, I WAS FINGERING A GIRL, NOT WATCHING A PATRICK SWAYZE MOVIE!
You keep posting pictures of Nic Cage in a cape and I’ll keep visiting your site. At least he’s not one of those half-tards you hold out hope for.
The first handjob I got was during Dirty Dancing, which is why I call it Spurty Spancing.
I think the one was the reason the other happened, even chicks think that movie is lame.
I forget what I was watching the first time I got laid. I’m pretty sure it was the look of profound disappointment on her face, though I could be wrong.
The first time I fingered a girl, I was watching porn by myself.
Furry vengeance is when Mo’nique gets naked and puts you in a thigh lock.
Chino, go on…
What’s the matter, Angry Tobey Macguire? Catch a glimpse of your future in Fraser?
Chareth, don’t you mean the back of her head? Or were you being a gentleman that time?
No one has a hairy pussy joke? seriously?
For shame.
Electric Mayhem already made the Mo’Nique joke Johns.
Indiana Jones tried to hack his way to Mo’Nique’s vagina but a giant boulder chased him out.
judging by the eyebrows that bear is being played by the rock