Bill Murray does some impromptu bartending at SXSW, pours everyone tequila, regardless of what they order. |via Vulture|
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Tequila no matter what? He did the same thing at my cookout last summer. He was also a hell of a bocce player. Even brought me tiki torches as a house warming gift.
Kate Winslet has always struck me as more of a Queef Kong.
The best way to recognize a former frat guy will be by the unmistakable smell of vinegar.
It’s very impressive that Kevin Smith managed to type all of that with his reaching stick.
I’d sell Jacktion into slavery to a corgi puppy for the opportunity to hang out with bill murray.
I’ll have a Rza & Jza on the rocks please.
Oooooh no! There goes your butt-hole! It’s the Fartzilla!
Oooowhooo!
Yes, three things come from Texas now. Steers, queers, and hipsters (super mario and grizzly adams behind the bar there).