(“Gojira!”)
This video is 12 seconds long, is exactly what the headline says it is, and plays out exactly how you’d imagine it to. And yet I’ve watched roughly 20 times now. It’s kind of adorable. Still, I find that what you want to look for in a mail-order bride is a girl who doesn’t spook easily.
[Jimmy Kimmel Live via Buzzfeed]
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“EWWWWW, HAILY REGS!”
Says the race that’s into squid-rape.
I get the same reaction when I show my penis to a group of asian girls. Well more laughing, but same idea.
GODZIRRA!!!!!!!!
don’t feed them after midnight!
They’ve just never seen what actually comes out of a camera.
I thought the first girl said ‘She’s funny’… I was about to kick my monitor until i realized she said Morbidly Obese and not funny at all… ever.
Her ankles have a fade.
We went from underage jailbait pussy writhing onstage in a corset and garters to some type of viral for the new Star Wars with a female Chewbacca? MLIFD.
I’ve seen that picture… those things look like two glazed hams covered in rotting possum pelts.
They’re really just surprised that her parents allowed her to live as she’s the size of two females.
Reporter: Who aren’t you wearing on the red carpet?
Mo: Nair, bitch!
Nah, those girls are just really racist.
What does everybody in that scene have in common?
Unnatural love for Colonel Sanders.
Shouldn’t Japan be blurring out the legs?
Amen, ZeroC, I was thinking the same thing about Asian porn, I just didn’t know if it was true or just my understanding.
“Hairy Legs Mo’Nique” is my favorite blues guitarist.
The one second from the left has the same reaction seeing herself without makeup in the morning.
I’ve been sitting and staring, trying to devise a clever comment using the Asian-pronunciation angle, only to now have the disturbing mental image of pubic hail.
They’re mostly confused about the scale. None of them are quite sure how those are built to climb the Empire State Building.
“Hairy Legs Mo’Nique” is my favorite sex move. It’s kinda like a gorilla mask but instead of jizz in her face, I vomit on myself and lose the ability to gain an erection for 30 days.
Danny Trejo is starring in a documentary by Robert Rodriguez…it’s about what it takes to make Mo’Nique look like a lady.
Like Mo’Nique, those girls have hairy legs because shaving is too painful.
(they shave sideways) OUCH!
What do Sarah Palin in America and Mo’Nique’s hairy legs in Japan have in common?
They’re both an easy way to lose an election.
I was once the recipient of “Asian Animals”, a 5-hour-long porn compilation tape that was stolen from a tour-bus driver, and I can say with certainty that claims of the Asian sideways vagina are exaggerated.
It’s good to see Mo’Nique could take time out of her busy day of swatting planes to fill in for Godzilla and terrorize Tokyo for a little bit. Well shucks, what are friends for.
The crabs living in Mo’Nique’s vajayjay look down on the lice living in her ankle hair, and call them “Lazy Chiggers.” So, diversity isn’t always a good thing, Mo’.
Was that picture caption a reference to the Mathew Broderick Godzilla remake?
Gojira is just Japanese for Godzilla.